# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3377
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67528 "2019-08-22T16:20:22Z")
Caption [this](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/jon-mcnaughton-trump-memes-1631806) painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67529 "2019-08-22T16:33:52Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67530 "2019-08-22T16:58:36Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67531 "2019-08-22T18:31:58Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67532 "2019-08-22T18:36:43Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67533 "2019-08-22T19:09:48Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67534 "2019-08-22T20:18:33Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67535 "2019-08-22T21:19:51Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67536 "2019-08-22T21:22:20Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” 9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67537 "2019-08-23T00:13:32Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” 9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.” 10. This is a portrait of my [del]gold digger whore[/del] darling wife. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67538 "2019-08-23T06:00:02Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” 9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.” 10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife. 11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67539 "2019-08-23T06:12:38Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” 9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.” 10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife. 11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!” 12. “I have to tell you, some people are saying I’m the greatest painter in history…I’m not the one saying this… I could make millions selling my paintings but I don’t… because I’m already rich… it wouldn’t be fair to all of the painters who are poor… I’m the fairest person I know… the people know that and they love me… but you never seeing the media saying it… Churchill painting pictures… so did Hitler… so I’m not taking sides…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67540 "2019-08-23T12:10:10Z")
Caption this painting of Donald Trump 1. Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain. 2. No, Donnie, grass is green, not blue. 3. “If it’s a nude self-portrait, I’m going to vomit.” 4. No, heh, that’s NOT my right thumb. 5. “The numbers were hard, but I thought I stayed within the lines most of the time.” 6. “Make America Blue Again” 7. All the best painters smirk as they reveal their masterpieces. Everyone says so. 8. “I didn’t use a blank canvas. I painted over the official Obama portrait.” 9. “This painting was made by Obama. I’m going to try to paint over the whole thing with an orange-turd color. I’m the best painter you’ve ever seen, okay? I can tell you that.” 10. This is a portrait of my gold digger whore darling wife. 11. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present my portrait of … Vladimir Putin!” 12. “I have to tell you, some people are saying I’m the greatest painter in history…I’m not the one saying this… I could make millions selling my paintings but I don’t… because I’m already rich… it wouldn’t be fair to all of the painters who are poor… I’m the fairest person I know… the people know that and they love me… but you never seeing the media saying it… Churchill painting pictures… so did Hitler… so I’m not taking sides…” 13. “Now unveiling, TRUMP TOWER GREENLAND! After the ice melts, we’re going to have some prime beach property.” On this day in history, Miss Farmer’s School of Cookery opened in Boston in 1902. Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67541 "2019-08-23T14:27:23Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67542 "2019-08-23T14:36:53Z")
1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67543 "2019-08-23T14:51:59Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) 4. [The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67544 "2019-08-23T16:26:00Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) 4. [The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0) 5. [“Ooo, floor pie!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsDtn-feuI) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67545 "2019-08-23T21:54:39Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) 4. [The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0) 5. [“Ooo, floor pie!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsDtn-feuI) 6. [Babette’s Feast](https://youtu.be/5V7z-O1HG5E?t=130) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67546 "2019-08-23T22:28:13Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) 4. [The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0) 5. [“Ooo, floor pie!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsDtn-feuI) 6. [Babette’s Feast](https://youtu.be/5V7z-O1HG5E?t=130) 7. [“It’s only a wafer thin.”](https://youtu.be/z1QNTumAPeY) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67547 "2019-08-23T23:01:58Z")
Videos of people eating food 1. [Gordon Ramsay eats hot wings and curses a blue streak](https://youtu.be/U9DyHthJ6LA) 2. [Homer eating donuts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs) 3. [Otto from Repo Man eating food](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO0owc4xeY&t=0m26s) 4. [The Campfire Scene from Blazing Saddles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0) 5. [“Ooo, floor pie!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsDtn-feuI) 6. [Babette’s Feast](https://youtu.be/5V7z-O1HG5E?t=130) 7. [“It’s only a wafer thin.”](https://youtu.be/z1QNTumAPeY) 8. [THAT scene from When Harry Met Sally](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEX0fbGePg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3376) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3378)