# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3386
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67708 "2019-09-03T01:42:59Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67709 "2019-09-03T02:57:48Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67710 "2019-09-03T03:08:32Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. 9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67711 "2019-09-03T09:30:37Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. 9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE! 10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67712 "2019-09-03T11:45:07Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. 9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE! 10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump. 11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67713 "2019-09-03T12:19:05Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. 9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE! 10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump. 11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old! 12. Pete Buttigieg - His name’s got “Butt” in it. hur hur hur ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67714 "2019-09-03T13:08:12Z")
2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen 1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist! 2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome… 3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles 4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas. 5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything. 6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard! 7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers! 8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible. 9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE! 10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump. 11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old! 12. Pete Buttigieg - His name’s got “Butt” in it. hur hur hur 13. Bill Weld: support the obvious frontrunner Next: Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67715 "2019-09-03T13:25:12Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67716 "2019-09-03T13:40:00Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67717 "2019-09-03T13:43:42Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67718 "2019-09-03T13:56:32Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67719 "2019-09-03T13:58:01Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67720 "2019-09-03T14:07:03Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67721 "2019-09-03T14:31:15Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67722 "2019-09-03T16:19:58Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day I’m not sure I’m willing to commit to making my bed every year. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67723 "2019-09-03T18:14:51Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day 9. March 17 - Evacuation Day You probably didn’t know about it unless you’re a Bay Stater. How fortuitous that the British Army evacuated Boston on St. Patrick’s Day 1776, later giving rise to a twofer local holiday in a heavily-Irish state!: [Evacuation Day (Massachusetts) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuation_Day_(Massachusetts)) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67724 "2019-09-03T18:57:02Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day 9. March 17 - Evacuation Day 10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67725 "2019-09-03T21:44:44Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day 9. March 17 - Evacuation Day 10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius 11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67726 "2019-09-03T23:06:33Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day 9. March 17 - Evacuation Day 10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius 11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day 12. October 29 - National Internet Day ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/67727 "2019-09-03T23:09:32Z")
Official ‘days’ no one knows about 1. March 21 - world poetry day 2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day 3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day 4. August 8 - International Cat Day 5. March 15th - World Contact Day 6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day 7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day 7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day 8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day 9. March 17 - Evacuation Day 10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius 11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day 12. September 3 - Skyscraper Day Next: Quotes or song lyrics that mention September 13. “April Come She Will”, Simon and Garfunkel: “September, I remember / A love once new has now grown old” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3385) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=3387)