# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68869 "2019-11-09T03:19:48Z")

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It’s time to talk turkey! Take a famous title or quote and put turkey in it.

1. A Tale of Two Turkeys
2. Frankly my turkey, I don’t give a damn.
3. Don Quiturkey de la Mancha
4. Much Ado About Turkey
5. to boldly go where no turkey has gone before.
6. “Luke, I am your turkey.”
7. Gone With The Turkey
8. May the Turkey be with you.
9. I’m with turkey ----\>  
10 We the Turkeys of the United States…
10. If you turkey us do we not bleed?
11. All your turkey are belong to us!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68870 "2019-11-09T03:34:50Z")

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It’s time to talk turkey! Take a famous title or quote and put turkey in it.

1. A Tale of Two Turkeys
2. Frankly my turkey, I don’t give a damn.
3. Don Quiturkey de la Mancha
4. Much Ado About Turkey
5. to boldly go where no turkey has gone before.
6. “Luke, I am your turkey.”
7. Gone With The Turkey
8. May the Turkey be with you.
9. I’m with turkey ----\>  
10 We the Turkeys of the United States…
10. If you turkey us do we not bleed?
11. All your turkey are belong to us!
12. Willy Wonka and the Turkey Factory

It’s a lot less whimsical than the chocolate one.

I’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68871 "2019-11-09T14:42:19Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68872 "2019-11-09T14:45:30Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68873 "2019-11-09T14:53:00Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68874 "2019-11-09T14:54:04Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68875 "2019-11-09T16:06:04Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68876 "2019-11-09T16:31:34Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. [Ass Ponys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_Ponys)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68877 "2019-11-09T17:58:12Z")

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1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68878 "2019-11-09T18:26:51Z")

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1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue

It’s spelled C-R-E-W. I’m not even going to get into the umlauts.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68879 "2019-11-09T19:16:47Z")

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1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd

[“[T]he group settled on Leonard Skinnerd, a mocking tribute to P.E. teacher Leonard Skinner at Robert E. Lee High School”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynyrd_Skynyrd)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68880 "2019-11-09T19:29:23Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd
10. Def Leppard

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68881 "2019-11-09T21:02:16Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd
10. Def Leppard
11. Korn

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68882 "2019-11-09T22:01:12Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd
10. Def Leppard
11. Korn
12. Gorillaz

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68883 "2019-11-09T22:28:51Z")

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Musical groups whose name has a deliberate misspelling

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Boyz II Men
4. The Byrds
5. The Monkees
6. Ass Ponys
7. The Stone Poneys
8. Motley Crue
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd
10. Def Leppard
11. Korn
12. Gorillaz
13. The Cyrkle

Your high school sports teams’ name

1. Panthers

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68884 "2019-11-09T22:45:39Z")

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Your high school sports teams’ name

1. Panthers
2. Wildcats

Actually, mine was Panthers, too, so I went with the middle school.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68885 "2019-11-09T23:00:38Z")

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Your high school sports teams’ name

1. Panthers
2. Wildcats
3. Tigers

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68886 "2019-11-09T23:13:32Z")

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Your high school sports teams’ name

1. Panthers
2. Wildcats
3. Tigers
4. Eagles

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68887 "2019-11-09T23:26:27Z")

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Your high school sports teams’ name

1. Panthers
2. Wildcats
3. Tigers
4. Eagles
5. Colts

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/68888 "2019-11-10T01:18:54Z")

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My HS was Eagles, but already mentioned…

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