# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 374
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7462 "2011-09-13T09:52:11Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7463 "2011-09-13T10:35:51Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? you didn’t say they had to good… or funny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7464 "2011-09-13T12:00:00Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? 9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7465 "2011-09-13T12:57:48Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? 9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! 10. Izzer a doctor in the house? “Mooo!” (the impatient cow) is my all-time favorite knock-knock joke. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7466 "2011-09-13T13:39:53Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? 9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! 10. Izzer a doctor in the house? 11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7467 "2011-09-13T15:10:58Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? 9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! 10. Izzer a doctor in the house? 11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. 12. ANITA gang bang/I always will/Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill… ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7468 "2011-09-13T15:29:12Z")
Punch lines to knock-knock jokes 1. JAMAICA good grade on your test? 2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who? 4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke. 5. Moooo! 6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door. 7. SAM AND JANET Evening 8. I’m fine. Hawaii you? 9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! 10. Izzer a doctor in the house? 11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. 12. ANITA gang bang/I always will/Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill… 13. Yes, yes they do. Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7469 "2011-09-13T15:45:16Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2 Charlie the Tuna ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7470 "2011-09-13T16:09:49Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger eta - Hey, they all have the same middle name! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7471 "2011-09-13T16:18:40Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7472 "2011-09-13T16:32:01Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7473 "2011-09-13T16:35:37Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7474 "2011-09-13T17:17:17Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey “He won’t like it, he hates everything!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7475 "2011-09-13T17:22:54Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. Speedy the Alka-Seltzer Kid ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7476 "2011-09-13T17:23:49Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7477 "2011-09-13T19:40:32Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature 9. McDonald-land characters Captain Crook, Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace, etc… Young Dopelings may not remember that once Ronald was one of many in a [McPantheon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_mccheese#Characters). ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7478 "2011-09-13T21:22:23Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature 9. McDonald-land characters 10. The Lonely Maytag repairman. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7479 "2011-09-13T21:35:09Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature 9. McDonald-land characters 10. The Lonely Maytag repairman. 11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7480 "2011-09-13T22:18:59Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature 9. McDonald-land characters 10. The Lonely Maytag repairman. 11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer) 12. [Quisp and Quake](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sTnm_aPBY) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/7481 "2011-09-14T00:37:42Z")
Pre-1980 advertising characters 1. Morris the Cat 2. Charlie the Tuna 3. Tony the Tiger 4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name) 5. Cap’n Crunch 6. Mr. Whipple 7. Mikey 8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature 9. McDonald-land characters 10. The Lonely Maytag repairman. 11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer) 12. [Quisp and Quake](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-sTnm_aPBY) 13. Count Chocula This one was mine, so I’ll pass on doing the next one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=373) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=375)