# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/741 "2010-09-03T02:17:46Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/742 "2010-09-03T03:30:01Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/743 "2010-09-03T03:33:44Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite 9. Shoko Asahara ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/744 "2010-09-03T04:00:24Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite 9. Shoko Asahara 10. Brian of Bethlehem ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/745 "2010-09-03T05:50:09Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > 1. Brian of Bethlehem Well, he was a very naughty boy. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/746 "2010-09-03T13:09:43Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite 9. Shoko Asahara 10. Brian of Bethlehem 11. Rabbi Akiba ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/747 "2010-09-03T13:10:41Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite 9. Shoko Asahara 10. Brian of Bethlehem 11. Rabbi Akiba 12. Joseph Smith ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/748 "2010-09-03T13:15:38Z")
Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends 1. Jim Bakker 2. Jesus the Nazarene 3. Jim Jones 4. Ted Haggard 5. Aimee Semple McPherson 6. Jimmy Swaggart 7. David Koresh 8. Marshall Applewhite 9. Shoko Asahara 10. Brian of Bethlehem 11. Rabbi Akiba 12. Joseph Smith 13, John the Baptist > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I guess all of the Sue Grafton novels could be used here. No because: A. The letter have quotation marks around them. B. Not on my dime you don’t–I cannot read Grafton. She is the sloppiest writer I have ever read. New Catagory: Punchlines to dirty jokes. And to lead off with a classic: 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/749 "2010-09-03T15:09:48Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/750 "2010-09-03T15:31:58Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/751 "2010-09-03T15:34:58Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/752 "2010-09-03T16:03:36Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/753 "2010-09-03T16:15:57Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. “THE ARISTOCRATS!” 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, what’s the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/754 "2010-09-03T16:18:32Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/755 "2010-09-03T16:40:56Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/756 "2010-09-03T17:04:06Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” 9. There’s 20 of them. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/757 "2010-09-03T17:14:33Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” 9. There’s 20 of them. 10. Well, hardly any. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/758 "2010-09-03T17:23:02Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” 9. There’s 20 of them. 10. Well, hardly any. 11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/759 "2010-09-03T17:43:38Z")
1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” 9. There’s 20 of them. 10. Well, hardly any. 11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.” 12. “You don’t understand … Chunks is my _dog_!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/760 "2010-09-03T17:47:05Z")
Punchlines to dirty jokes. 1. THE ARISTOCRATS! 2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.” 3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!” 4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?” 5. “Shoot the dog!” 6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?” 7. $100, same as in town. 8. “But have sex with ONE goat…” 9. There’s 20 of them. 10. Well, hardly any. 11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.” 12. “You don’t understand … Chunks is my dog!” 13. “We use the camel to ride into town.” New category: Urban legends involving transportation (links encouraged) 1. [“Send the bedbug letter”](http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/bedbug.asp) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=39)