# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 404

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8062 "2011-10-16T17:28:52Z")

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It having been several hours I hope you’ll pardon me.  
Next Up: Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8063 "2011-10-16T17:32:50Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8064 "2011-10-16T17:33:54Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8065 "2011-10-16T18:03:43Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8066 "2011-10-16T18:04:43Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8067 "2011-10-16T19:24:26Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8068 "2011-10-16T19:41:00Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8069 "2011-10-16T21:19:45Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8070 "2011-10-16T21:25:44Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia
9. Personal letters

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8071 "2011-10-16T21:33:33Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia
9. Personal letters
10. Financial documents

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8072 "2011-10-16T21:35:18Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia
9. Personal letters
10. Financial documents
11. Rambunctious pets

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8073 "2011-10-16T21:55:00Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia
9. Personal letters
10. Financial documents
11. Rambunctious pets
12. Your vibrator

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8074 "2011-10-16T23:33:09Z")

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Things you put out of view when you’re expecting guests

1. Porn
2. Drugs (legal and illegal)
3. Dirty laundry
4. stacks of papers, both random and news
5. The expensive booze (let 'em drink the cheap stuff).
6. Children
7. Dirty dishes
8. your collection of SS memorabilia
9. Personal letters
10. Financial documents
11. Rambunctious pets
12. Your vibrator
13. Books you don’t want anyone to know you’re reading

Next category:

Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8075 "2011-10-16T23:49:31Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8076 "2011-10-17T01:35:30Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8077 "2011-10-17T01:40:16Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones
4. Eleanor Rigby

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8078 "2011-10-17T04:25:27Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Magill aka Lil aka Nancy

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8079 "2011-10-17T04:41:15Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Magill aka Lil aka Nancy
6. Vera, Chuck and Dave

Your three grandchildren when you’re 64.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8080 "2011-10-17T04:51:21Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Magill aka Lil aka Nancy
6. Vera, Chuck, and Dave
7. Sweet Loretta

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8081 "2011-10-17T05:27:05Z")

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Characters from Beatles songs

1. Maxwell
2. Rita
3. Molly Jones
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Magill aka Lil aka Nancy
6. Vera, Chuck, and Dave
7. Sweet Loretta
8. Dear Prudence

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