# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 406

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8102 "2011-10-17T20:35:12Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8103 "2011-10-17T23:40:30Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8104 "2011-10-18T01:55:25Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock

I’m sure that class never prompts any jokes around the table.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8105 "2011-10-18T02:58:34Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder

Which I am _totally_ adding to my CV.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8106 "2011-10-18T05:07:18Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster

I think they have levels in creating turtle minions.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8107 "2011-10-18T12:58:40Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster
9. Vermin Lord

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8108 "2011-10-18T15:41:23Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster
9. Vermin Lord
10. Arcane Trickster

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8109 "2011-10-18T17:19:27Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster
9. Vermin Lord
10. Arcane Trickster
11. Purple Dragon Knight

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8110 "2011-10-18T17:42:38Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster
9. Vermin Lord
10. Arcane Trickster
11. Purple Dragon Knight
12. Impure Prince

I’m guessing this involves hanging around the castle and chatting up all the ladies-in-waiting.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8111 "2011-10-18T18:46:24Z")

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D&D prestige classes

1. Exotic Weapon Master
2. Eldritch Knight
3. Animal Lord
4. Dragon Samurai
5. Berserk
6. Eunuch Warlock
7. Slaad Brooder
8. Oozemaster
9. Vermin Lord
10. Arcane Trickster
11. Purple Dragon Knight
12. Impure Prince
13. Arcachnomancer

Though it gives images of John Goodman (_Arachnophobia_) in a pair of Romeo tights.

Right to name new category given to first taker with sole proviso it not be about team sports.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8112 "2011-10-18T18:55:50Z")

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I’ll do it!

“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8113 "2011-10-18T18:58:38Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8114 "2011-10-18T19:29:18Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8115 "2011-10-18T19:41:07Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8116 "2011-10-18T20:09:12Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8117 "2011-10-18T20:30:39Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8118 "2011-10-18T22:21:57Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator

"Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. "

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8119 "2011-10-18T23:45:23Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. Mr. Praline
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious

The first man to jump across the English Channel.

And I have to register a protest against #2. The character of Eric Praline appeared in several sketches. He was identified by name when he tried to return a dead parrot and when he tried to buy a license for his pet halibut. And there were other sketches where the character appeared.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8120 "2011-10-19T01:06:56Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious

Substituted for #2, for the reasons stated by **Little Nemo**.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8121 "2011-10-19T03:37:27Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious
9. Raymond Luxury Yacht

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