# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 407

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8122 "2011-10-19T03:52:36Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious
9. Raymond Luxury Yacht
10. Ron Higgins

The famous professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8123 "2011-10-19T04:34:10Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious
9. Raymond Luxury Yacht
10. Ron Higgins
11. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pop pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinny) Arthur Norman Michael (squeak) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (whoop) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeak) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (beep) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering (hoot whoop) Smith

Very Silly

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8124 "2011-10-19T06:57:59Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious
9. Raymond Luxury Yacht
10. Ron Higgins
11. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pop pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinny) Arthur Norman Michael (squeak) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (whoop) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeak) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (beep) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering (hoot whoop) Smith
12. Mrs. Jean Paul Sartre

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8125 "2011-10-19T08:43:22Z")

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“Monty Python” characters who only appeared in a single sketch

1. Mr. Creosote
2. HM Minister of Silly Walks
3. Mrs Premise
4. Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney
5. Mr. Smoketoomuch
6. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson
7. Brian Equator
8. Ron Obvious
9. Raymond Luxury Yacht
10. Ron Higgins
11. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pop pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinny) Arthur Norman Michael (squeak) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (whoop) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeak) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (beep) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering (hoot whoop) Smith
12. Mrs. Jean Paul Sartre
13. Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm  
(a fitting end to this category)

new category  
Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8126 "2011-10-19T13:53:50Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8127 "2011-10-19T14:40:34Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8128 "2011-10-19T17:54:15Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse

The thoroughbred of sin

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8129 "2011-10-19T18:11:55Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8130 "2011-10-19T19:58:20Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8131 "2011-10-19T20:14:29Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8132 "2011-10-19T20:43:01Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8133 "2011-10-19T21:13:44Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative
9. Shepherd Derrial Book

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8134 "2011-10-19T21:20:11Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative
9. Shepherd Derrial Book
10. Melaka Fray

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8135 "2011-10-19T23:01:46Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative
9. Shepherd Derrial Book
10. Melaka Fray
11. William Pratt, aka Spike  
Trivia: his character’s original name was an homage to Boris Karloff, who was born Wm. Henry Pratt (and who James Marsters could not have resembled less).

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8136 "2011-10-20T00:22:58Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative
9. Shepherd Derrial Book
10. Melaka Fray
11. William Pratt, aka Spike
12. Willow Rosenberg

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8137 "2011-10-20T00:35:04Z")

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Joss Whedon Characters

1. Buffy Summers
2. Mal Reynolds
3. Ord
4. Bad Horse
5. Adelle DeWitt
6. Dr. Horrible
7. Moist
8. The Operative
9. Shepherd Derrial Book
10. Melaka Fray
11. William Pratt, aka Spike
12. Willow Rosenberg
13. Rupert “Ripper” Giles

Next up: Commonly read words/phrases/proper names that are not pronounced like they’re spelled (at least in English)

1. Wednesday

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8138 "2011-10-20T01:40:57Z")

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Commonly read words/phrases/proper names that are not pronounced like they’re spelled (at least in English)

1. Wednesday
2. February

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8139 "2011-10-20T01:44:35Z")

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Commonly read words/phrases/proper names that are not pronounced like they’re spelled (at least in English)

1. Wednesday
2. February
3. of

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8140 "2011-10-20T02:06:58Z")

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Commonly read words/phrases/proper names that are not pronounced like they’re spelled (at least in English)

1. Wednesday
2. February
3. of
4. through

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8141 "2011-10-20T02:56:23Z")

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Commonly read words/phrases/proper names that are not pronounced like they’re spelled (at least in English)

1. Wednesday
2. February
3. of
4. through
5. bologna

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