# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8422 "2011-11-04T13:18:54Z")

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1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings

1. “Pregnant roller skate” - term for a VW bug
2. “Seatcovers” - passengers
3. Smokey Bear - state trooper
4. Twenty - location
5. Jimmy - GMC truck
6. Puttin’ the hammer down - pressing the accelerator
7. Big Charlie - the FCC
8. Slaughterhouse - Channel 11
9. Cornfield Cadillac - John Deere tractor.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8423 "2011-11-04T13:37:04Z")

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1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings

1. “Pregnant roller skate” - term for a VW bug
2. “Seatcovers” - passengers
3. Smokey Bear - state trooper
4. Twenty - location
5. Jimmy - GMC truck
6. Puttin’ the hammer down - pressing the accelerator
7. Big Charlie - the FCC
8. Slaughterhouse - Channel 11
9. Cornfield Cadillac - John Deere tractor.
10. Gator/Alligator - a large piece of a truck tire’s tread in the roadway

My husband is an 18-wheeler trucker. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8424 "2011-11-04T17:15:07Z")

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> [@Infovore](#):
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> 1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings  
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> 5. Jimmy - GMC truck  
> …

:smack: My work truck is a 2004 GMC Jimmy and I never made this association!

1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings

1. “Pregnant roller skate” - term for a VW bug
2. “Seatcovers” - passengers
3. Smokey Bear - state trooper
4. Twenty - location
5. Jimmy - GMC truck
6. Puttin’ the hammer down - pressing the accelerator
7. Big Charlie - the FCC
8. Slaughterhouse - Channel 11
9. Cornfield Cadillac - John Deere tractor.
10. Gator/Alligator - a large piece of a truck tire’s tread in the roadway
11. Professional Beaver - Prostitute

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8425 "2011-11-04T17:49:21Z")

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1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings

1. “Pregnant roller skate” - term for a VW bug
2. “Seatcovers” - passengers
3. Smokey Bear - state trooper
4. Twenty - location
5. Jimmy - GMC truck
6. Puttin’ the hammer down - pressing the accelerator
7. Big Charlie - the FCC
8. Slaughterhouse - Channel 11
9. Cornfield Cadillac - John Deere tractor.
10. Gator/Alligator - a large piece of a truck tire’s tread in the roadway
11. Professional Beaver - Prostitute
12. Ratchet Jaw - somebody (usually a non trucker) who won’t shut up on the CB channel

(“Professional Beaver” amuses me, because women in general were “Beavers.”)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8426 "2011-11-04T17:52:12Z")

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1970s CB lingo/terms and its meanings

1. “Pregnant roller skate” - term for a VW bug
2. “Seatcovers” - passengers
3. Smokey Bear - state trooper
4. Twenty - location
5. Jimmy - GMC truck
6. Puttin’ the hammer down - pressing the accelerator
7. Big Charlie - the FCC
8. Slaughterhouse - Channel 11
9. Cornfield Cadillac - John Deere tractor.
10. Gator/Alligator - a large piece of a truck tire’s tread in the roadway
11. Professional Beaver - Prostitute
12. Ratchet Jaw - somebody (usually a non trucker) who won’t shut up on the CB channel
13. Kojak with a Kodak - police car with radar

(There are probably younger posters who don’t know what a Kojak or a Kodak are)

I just did one so I’ll pass

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8427 "2011-11-04T18:02:09Z")

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OK, then. New category:

Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8428 "2011-11-04T18:17:14Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8429 "2011-11-04T18:31:39Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8430 "2011-11-04T18:58:56Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8431 "2011-11-04T19:06:27Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8432 "2011-11-04T19:28:30Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8433 "2011-11-04T19:33:24Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8434 "2011-11-04T19:35:22Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits

open to multiple interpretations.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8435 "2011-11-04T20:14:10Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag

Gold trim optional.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8436 "2011-11-04T21:15:30Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag
10. the accused

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8437 "2011-11-04T21:19:29Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag
10. the accused
11. Sketch artist (still used in some courts today)

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8438 "2011-11-04T21:21:16Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag
10. the accused
11. A bible

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**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8439 "2011-11-05T00:09:44Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag
10. the accused
11. A bible
12. A bloody knife in a plastic bag

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8440 "2011-11-05T00:17:04Z")

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Things you’d find in a courtroom

1. Magistrate
2. Stenographer
3. chairs
4. gavel
5. Jury box
6. Bailiff
7. lawyers
8. suits
9. a flag
10. the accused
11. A bible
12. A bloody knife in a plastic bag
13. Photographs with circles and arrows on each one

Alton Brown’s Good Eats Episodes:

1. Major Pepper

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8441 "2011-11-05T02:11:30Z")

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Alton Brown’s “Good Eats” episodes

1. Major Pepper
2. The Big Chili

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