# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 429

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8562 "2011-11-14T18:22:52Z")

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Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8563 "2011-11-14T18:52:37Z")

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Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini

A perverse love story in a way: she entered a long affair with Mussolini, who was 28 years her senior, when she was very young and stood by him through his falls at the end of the war. She was with him when he was captured and refused to leave his side even though she had wealthy family (and even a bit she herself had inherited or squirreled away) to go to, and instead was executed with him. (If anybody’s into morbid pics of dead Italian women you can google for pics of her post execution body strung up for spectators.)

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8564 "2011-11-14T19:05:41Z")

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Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini
12. Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8565 "2011-11-14T19:41:39Z")

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Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini
12. Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods
13. Nan Britton/Warren G. Harding  
I started this one, so- up for grabs.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8566 "2011-11-14T20:03:16Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I started this one, so- up for grabs.

New Category

Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8567 "2011-11-14T20:28:54Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8568 "2011-11-14T20:45:32Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8569 "2011-11-14T20:48:29Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8570 "2011-11-14T21:06:23Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8571 "2011-11-14T21:07:33Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons

1. Kids in general

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8572 "2011-11-14T21:33:54Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons

1. Kids in general
2. Termites  
I count them separate from vermin because they’re WAY more than a bothersome annoyance; they’ll feck your shite up.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8573 "2011-11-14T22:06:21Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes

Can you say extension cords in the attic to run ceiling fans? :eek:

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8574 "2011-11-14T23:13:25Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
9. Gutter cleaning

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8575 "2011-11-14T23:28:03Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
9. Gutter cleaning
10. water in the basement

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8576 "2011-11-15T01:42:26Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
9. Gutter cleaning
10. water in the basement
11. Tree falling on roof

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8577 "2011-11-15T01:44:30Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
9. Gutter cleaning
10. water in the basement
11. Tree falling on roof
12. Neighbours!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8578 "2011-11-15T03:41:28Z")

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Homeowner Headaches

1. leaky pipes
2. gas leaks
3. kids on the lawn
4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
5. Door-to-door Mormons
6. Kids in general
7. Termites
8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
9. Gutter cleaning
10. water in the basement
11. Tree falling on roof
12. Neighbours!
13. Property tax increases

New category: Songs which mention Chevrolets (according to an article I recently read, there are over 700 such tunes)

1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel (“Thought I was the Duke of Earl/ When I made it with the red-haired girl/ In the Chevrolet”)

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8579 "2011-11-15T03:44:00Z")

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New category: Songs which mention Chevrolets (according to an article I recently read, there are over 700 such tunes)

1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
2. “American Pie” by Don McLean

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8580 "2011-11-15T04:53:18Z")

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Songs which mention Chevrolets

1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
2. “American Pie” by Don McLean
3. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8581 "2011-11-15T05:01:16Z")

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Songs which mention Chevrolets

1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
2. “American Pie” by Don McLean
3. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince
4. “Chevy Van” by Sammy Johns

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