# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 442

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8822 "2011-11-29T19:20:20Z")

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Next Up: Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8823 "2011-11-29T19:38:28Z")

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Next Up: Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8824 "2011-11-29T19:59:06Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8825 "2011-11-29T20:33:10Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. wood

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8826 "2011-11-29T20:38:53Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8827 "2011-11-29T21:12:30Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8828 "2011-11-29T21:28:23Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on

This is one I couldn’t google at work!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8829 "2011-11-29T21:33:36Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on
9. Heat-seeking moisture missile

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8830 "2011-11-29T21:39:19Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on
9. Heat-seeking moisture missile
10. Urge Surge

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8831 "2011-11-29T22:31:23Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on
9. Heat-seeking moisture missile
10. Urge Surge
11. Standing at attention

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8832 "2011-11-30T00:05:56Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on
9. Heat-seeking moisture missile
10. Urge Surge
11. Standing at attention
12. Occupying Fly Street

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8833 "2011-11-30T02:36:40Z")

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Slang terms for a penile erection:

1. Angle in the dangle
2. Pitched tent
3. Boner
4. Lead in the pencil
5. Wood
6. Pocket Rocket
7. Stiffy (huh huh huh)
8. Hard-on
9. Heat-seeking moisture missile
10. Urge Surge
11. Standing at attention
12. Occupying Fly Street
13. One-eyed wonder worm

Next category:

Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8834 "2011-11-30T02:45:40Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8835 "2011-11-30T02:49:43Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8836 "2011-11-30T03:10:22Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8837 "2011-11-30T03:20:31Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8838 "2011-11-30T03:22:54Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under  
By far Tom Selleck’s best big screen appearance.

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8839 "2011-11-30T03:29:11Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8840 "2011-11-30T04:18:13Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8841 "2011-11-30T04:31:16Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd
9. The Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

I think this is what really put him on the map as far as big budget movies goes.

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