# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8842 "2011-11-30T05:42:09Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd
9. The Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
10. Hans Gruber - Die Hard

> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I think this is what really put him on the map as far as big budget movies goes.

Really?! I’d say Die Hard was the role that made it for him.

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**Author:** ![YoDoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e68b1a/32.png) [@YoDoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoDoc)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8843 "2011-11-30T05:56:35Z")

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Hans Gruber is my VW’s name.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8844 "2011-11-30T07:08:27Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> …Quigley Down Under  
> By far Tom Selleck’s best big screen appearance.

And Basil Poledouris’ 2nd best score, after Lonesome Dove of course.

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8845 "2011-11-30T07:32:54Z")

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> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#):
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> And Basil Poledouris’ 2nd best score, after Lonesome Dove of course.

You’re forgetting _Conan the Barbarian_.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8846 "2011-11-30T11:29:53Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd
9. The Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
10. Hans Gruber - Die Hard
11. Col. Christopher Brandon - Sense and Sensibility

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8847 "2011-11-30T14:02:10Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd
9. The Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
10. Hans Gruber - Die Hard
11. Col. Christopher Brandon - Sense and Sensibility
12. Rasputin - Rasputin

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8848 "2011-11-30T16:39:46Z")

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Movie roles of Alan Rickman

1. Severus Snape, “Harry Potter” movies
2. Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest
3. Jamie - Truly Madly Deeply
4. Metatron- Dogma
5. Lukas Hart III – Bob Roberts
6. Elliott Marston–Quigley Down Under
7. Marvin the Paranoid Android - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
8. Judge Turpin - Sweeney Todd
9. The Sheriff of Nottingham- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
10. Hans Gruber - Die Hard
11. Col. Christopher Brandon - Sense and Sensibility
12. Rasputin - Rasputin
13. Franz Anton Mesmer - Mesmer

New List: 13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8849 "2011-11-30T16:56:27Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8850 "2011-11-30T17:33:56Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8851 "2011-11-30T17:34:45Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather

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**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8852 "2011-11-30T17:45:56Z")

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Nevermind

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8853 "2011-11-30T17:52:20Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8854 "2011-11-30T17:56:24Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life

Inspired by this much less interesting short story: [The Greatest Gift - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Gift_(story))

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8855 "2011-11-30T19:05:20Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. Hawaii  
Characterization was never Michener’s strong suit.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8856 "2011-11-30T19:11:02Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books (list repaired):

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. Hawaii
7. Forrest Gump

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8857 "2011-11-30T19:17:48Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life
7. Hawaii
8. Forrest Gump
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8858 "2011-11-30T19:24:30Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life
7. Hawaii
8. Forrest Gump
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
10. Hugo/Invention of Hugo Cabret

Liked both but preferred the movie.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8859 "2011-11-30T19:27:39Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life
7. Hawaii
8. Forrest Gump
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
10. Hugo/Invention of Hugo Cabret
11. Casablanca

Extending the definition of “book” to include the play _Everybody Comes to Rick’s_.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8860 "2011-11-30T19:28:55Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life
7. Hawaii
8. Forrest Gump
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
10. Hugo/Invention of Hugo Cabret
11. Casablanca
12. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/8861 "2011-11-30T20:04:53Z")

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13 movies that were far better than their books

1. Braveheart
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Patriot Games
4. The Godfather
5. Kiss of the Spiderwoman
6. It’s A Wonderful Life
7. Hawaii
8. Forrest Gump
9. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
10. Hugo/Invention of Hugo Cabret
11. Casablanca
12. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb  
13 Cat’s eye

Next is: collective nouns

1. covert

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