# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 472
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9422 "2012-01-17T04:40:07Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. [Heinz Chili Sauce](http://www.food.com/recipe/moms-secret-ingredient-meatloaf-17528) 5. Worcestershire sauce ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9423 "2012-01-17T06:59:10Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9424 "2012-01-17T14:45:33Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9425 "2012-01-17T15:26:39Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9426 "2012-01-17T16:13:35Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel 9. Stuffing mix ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9427 "2012-01-17T16:56:15Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel 9. Stuffing mix 10. loose bits from the Everything Bagel bin (they go on top) ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9428 "2012-01-17T17:41:36Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Secret meatloaf ingredients > 10. loose bits from the Everything Bagel bin (they go on top) There’s actually a [bottled product](http://losbagels.com/products/slug-slime-larrupin-mad-river-jams/slug-slime) of that stuff made locally by a bagel shop. It is derived from a bagel that they serve in straight bar form that they call a Slug that has everything-bagel-type toppings on it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9429 "2012-01-17T18:26:11Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel 9. Stuffing mix 10. loose bits from the Everything Bagel bin (they go on top) 11. A-1 Sauce ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9430 "2012-01-17T18:41:21Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel 9. Stuffing mix 10. loose bits from the Everything Bagel bin (they go on top) 11. A-1 Sauce 12. BBQ potato chips You smash them into crumbs and then use them in place of bread crumbs ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9431 "2012-01-17T19:43:02Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > There’s actually a [bottled product](http://losbagels.com/products/slug-slime-larrupin-mad-river-jams/slug-slime) of that stuff made locally by a bagel shop. It is derived from a bagel that they serve in straight bar form that they call a Slug that has everything-bagel-type toppings on it. Yay! I will be ordering that when I get back into cooking! Thank you, **Cookies**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9432 "2012-01-17T20:09:15Z")
Secret meatloaf ingredients 1. Quinoa 2. Olive paste 3. French Dressing 4. Heinz Chili Sauce 5. Worcestershire sauce 6. Sun dried tomatoes 7. Diced onions 8. Rotel 9. Stuffing mix 10. loose bits from the Everything Bagel bin (they go on top) 11. A-1 Sauce 12. BBQ potato chips 13. Campbell’s condensed vegetable soup Names of things that have more than one meaning 14. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9433 "2012-01-17T20:13:38Z")
The “Christmas tree” is also the slang term for the display on a submarine that shows whether it’s safe to submerge. Red = open valve; green = closed. Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9434 "2012-01-17T20:17:20Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9435 "2012-01-17T20:31:20Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9436 "2012-01-17T21:23:14Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9437 "2012-01-17T22:02:13Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. Cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels 6. Marshal - Top European military officer, or U.S. law enforcement officer ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9438 "2012-01-17T22:33:44Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. Cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels 6. Marshal - Top European military officer, or U.S. law enforcement officer 7. Compass - tool for determining direction, or tool for drawing circles ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9439 "2012-01-17T23:50:45Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. Cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels 6. Marshal - Top European military officer, or U.S. law enforcement officer 7. Compass - tool for determining direction, or tool for drawing circles 8. Bug- an insect, or glitch in a computer drive/software program. ---
**Author:** ![YoDoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e68b1a/32.png) [@YoDoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoDoc)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9440 "2012-01-18T01:05:22Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. Cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels 6. Marshal - Top European military officer, or U.S. law enforcement officer 7. Compass - tool for determining direction, or tool for drawing circles 8. Bug- an insect, or glitch in a computer drive/software program. 9. Beard- facial hair, or a fake girlfriend ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9441 "2012-01-18T01:32:44Z")
Names of things that have more than one meaning 1. Christmas trees - decorated for holidays, and a system of valves to produce oil and gas 2. Lift - an elevator in the UK, or special shoes for short or disabled people 3. Ass - Donkey or butt. 4. Mouse - Mickey or computer pointing device 5. Cup - for measuring/drinking and for protecting the Family Jewels 6. Marshal - Top European military officer, or U.S. law enforcement officer 7. Compass - tool for determining direction, or tool for drawing circles 8. Bug- an insect, or glitch in a computer drive/software program. 9. Beard- facial hair, or a fake girlfriend 10. Asshole - slang for the anal sphincter area of the body, but can also refer to one that is stretched around the head and neck of the person it belongs to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=471) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=473)