# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 488
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9742 "2012-02-15T21:16:27Z")
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date 1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!” 2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.” 3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.” 4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?” 5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?” 6. “So you both shared the same cup?” 7. “You’re over 18, right?” 8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!” 9. “I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.” 10. “Now, you’re _sure_ that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?” 11. “Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9743 "2012-02-15T21:48:38Z")
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date 1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!” 2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.” 3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.” 4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?” 5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?” 6. “So you both shared the same cup?” 7. “You’re over 18, right?” 8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!” 9. “I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.” 10. “Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?” 11. “Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?” 12. “Did you bring your Mom’s Hookah?” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9744 "2012-02-16T03:11:05Z")
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date 1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!” 2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.” 3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.” 4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?” 5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?” 6. “So you both shared the same cup?” 7. “You’re over 18, right?” 8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!” 9. “I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.” 10. “Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?” 11. “Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?” 12. “Did you bring your Mom’s Hookah?” 13. “And just so we’re clear… I will hit a bitch if I have to.” Next up: First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 14. Maple Leaf flag Today is it’s 47th anniversary, which is why I was thinking of the category. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9745 "2012-02-16T03:33:53Z")
Next up: First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9746 "2012-02-16T03:45:53Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9747 "2012-02-16T04:01:16Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts My Mother is from Canada. She always hated the weatherman saying a “big Cold Front from Canada is coming will be hitting the Midwest…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9748 "2012-02-16T05:14:59Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9749 "2012-02-16T05:18:57Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9750 "2012-02-16T05:20:35Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from _Second City TV_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9751 "2012-02-16T05:54:30Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from _Second City TV_ 8. Hockey ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9752 "2012-02-16T12:17:21Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from _Second City TV_ 8. Hockey 9. Peace Tower ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9753 "2012-02-16T12:47:39Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from Second City TV 8. Hockey 9. Peace Tower 10. Quebec City especially Le Vieux Quebec. If you’ve never been - GO! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9754 "2012-02-16T15:56:17Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from Second City TV 8. Hockey 9. Peace Tower 10. Quebec City 11. Tim Hortons ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9755 "2012-02-16T19:01:18Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from Second City TV 8. Hockey 9. Peace Tower 10. Quebec City 11. Tim Hortons 12. Mounties ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9756 "2012-02-16T20:29:02Z")
First things that come to mind when you think of Canada 1. Maple Leaf flag 2. Maple syrup 3. CN Tower 4. Cold Fronts 5. Pierre Trudeau 6. “Eh” 7. The McKenzie brothers from Second City TV 8. Hockey 9. Peace Tower 10. Quebec City 11. Tim Hortons 12. Mounties 13. St. Lawrence Seaway Next topic: Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9757 "2012-02-16T20:36:49Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9758 "2012-02-16T20:45:27Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9759 "2012-02-16T20:52:56Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9760 "2012-02-16T20:59:42Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9761 "2012-02-16T21:19:04Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=487) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=489)