# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 489
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9762 "2012-02-16T21:20:17Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9763 "2012-02-16T21:34:53Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9764 "2012-02-16T21:37:20Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9/ [Jim Jones Grape](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones#Deaths_in_Jonestown) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9765 "2012-02-16T22:55:07Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9. Jim Jones Grape 10. Crisco Cola ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9766 "2012-02-16T23:01:44Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9. Jim Jones Grape 10. Crisco Cola 11. Vomit Chunk-ola (I so wanted to answer “Dr. Pepper” because I find it extremely nasty, but dammit, it does sell…) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9767 "2012-02-17T01:52:02Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9. Jim Jones Grape 10. Crisco Cola 11. Vomit Chunk-ola 12. Spinach Puree ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9768 "2012-02-17T04:30:16Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9. Jim Jones Grape 10. Crisco Cola 11. Vomit Chunk-ola 12. Spinach Puree 13. Mountain Pooh! Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9769 "2012-02-17T04:52:07Z")
Soft drinks that will never sell 1. Rabbit Piss Pop 2. Okra Cola 3. Jock-itch Fizz 4. Toe Jam Bubbly 5. Cock Pop 6. Smegma Surprise 7. Diet Anthrax 8. Lardass Lite 9. Jim Jones Grape 10. Crisco Cola 11. Vomit Chunk-ola 12. Spinach Puree 13. Mountain Pooh! Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9770 "2012-02-17T06:53:08Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. [Florence Bascom](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Bascom) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9771 "2012-02-17T12:08:17Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. [Florence Bascom](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Bascom) 4. Lee Aaron - [The Metal Queen](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WjXWc-Fw) ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9772 "2012-02-17T14:43:22Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. [Kesha](http://popcrush.com/kesha-rock-roll-2012-album/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9773 "2012-02-17T14:51:16Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9774 "2012-02-17T15:32:42Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9775 "2012-02-17T16:42:24Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford 8. Patti Smith ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9776 "2012-02-17T17:38:36Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford 8. Patti Smith 9. Janis Joplin ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9777 "2012-02-17T22:13:02Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford 8. Patti Smith 9. Janis Joplin 10. Tina Turner ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9778 "2012-02-17T23:06:56Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford 8. Patti Smith 9. Janis Joplin 10. Tina Turner 11. [Big Mama Thornton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_nNNIYTy9g) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9779 "2012-02-17T23:16:32Z")
Women that Rock: 1. Pat Benatar 2. Grace Slick 3. Florence Bascom 4. Lee Aaron - The Metal Queen 5. Kesha 6. Joan Jett 7. Lita Ford 8. Patti Smith 9. Janis Joplin 10. Tina Turner 11. [Big Mama Thornton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_nNNIYTy9g) 12. Annie Lennox Muppet background (non-star) characters 1. Rizzo the Rat ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9780 "2012-02-17T23:26:57Z")
Muppet background (non-star) characters 1. Rizzo the Rat 2. Dr Strangepork ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9781 "2012-02-18T00:13:53Z")
Muppet background (non-star) characters 1. Rizzo the Rat 2. Dr Strangepork 3. Pepe the Prawn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=488) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=490)