# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 494
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9862 "2012-03-03T00:47:19Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9863 "2012-03-03T01:02:16Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf 9. Illegal Alien Smurf ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9864 "2012-03-03T01:41:37Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf 9. Illegal Alien Smurf 10. Jaundice Smurf ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9865 "2012-03-03T03:17:48Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf 9. Illegal Alien Smurf 10. Jaundice Smurf 11. Jihadist Smurf Given the subject title, #6 really made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9866 "2012-03-03T04:00:32Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf 9. Illegal Alien Smurf 10. Jaundice Smurf 11. Jihadist Smurf 12. Na’vi Smurf Invisible Smurf - ha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9867 "2012-03-03T17:24:44Z")
Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See 1. Herpes Smurf 2. Transgender Smurf 3. Cyanosis Smurf 4. Prostitute Smurf 5. Nazi Smurf 6. Invisible Smurf 7. Methy Smurf 8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf 9. Illegal Alien Smurf 10. Jaundice Smurf 11. Jihadist Smurf 12. Na’vi Smurf 13. Dominatrix Smurf Next category: Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9868 "2012-03-03T19:33:30Z")
Next category: Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9869 "2012-03-03T20:48:21Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9870 "2012-03-03T21:20:29Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! 4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9871 "2012-03-03T23:20:38Z")
Permission to add quotes to mine. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9872 "2012-03-04T01:25:39Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! 4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people) 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9873 "2012-03-04T06:51:24Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! 4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people) 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9874 "2012-03-04T07:52:21Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! 4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people) 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9875 "2012-03-04T18:13:50Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant! 4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people) 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. " The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher." ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9876 "2012-03-04T19:26:17Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!” 4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)” 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.” 9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9877 "2012-03-05T01:18:53Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!” 4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)” 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.” 9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!” 10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9878 "2012-03-05T03:18:55Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!” 4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)” 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.” 9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!” 10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.” 11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9879 "2012-03-05T06:15:42Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!” 4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)” 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.” 9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!” 10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.” 11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.” 12. “Rick Santorum for President: your vote can create the next Dan Brown supervillain!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9880 "2012-03-05T06:27:58Z")
Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected 1. “Towards a frothier America!” 2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!” 3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!” 4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)” 5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.” 6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!” 7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.” 8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.” 9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!” 10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.” 11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.” 12. “Rick Santorum for President: your vote can create the next Dan Brown supervillain!” 13. “Of COURSE I’m serious! No, really!” Next category: Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected 1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/9881 "2012-03-05T07:27:35Z")
Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected 1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!” 2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=493) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=495)