# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 506
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10102 "2012-03-17T08:16:07Z")
For St Patrick’s Day, counties in Ireland 1. Mayo 2. Cork 3. Westmeath 4. Kilkenny 5. Limerick 6. Tipperary 7. Londonderry 8. Antrim 9. Clare 10. Galway 11. Kerry 12. Cavan 13. Wexford My category, so I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10103 "2012-03-17T13:15:13Z")
Sorry to all, but in tribute to my favorite band and the concert this week… Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10104 "2012-03-17T13:48:22Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10105 "2012-03-17T18:43:31Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher I’m not a fan but even I like the opening guitar ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10106 "2012-03-18T00:35:21Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump Only one I’ve got on my iPod. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10107 "2012-03-18T01:48:40Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… Have you seen Junior’s grades? ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10108 "2012-03-18T02:38:44Z")
1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10109 "2012-03-18T11:09:37Z")
1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10110 "2012-03-18T18:18:10Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10111 "2012-03-18T20:04:28Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10112 "2012-03-18T22:03:19Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ 10. Love Walks In ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10113 "2012-03-18T22:12:35Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Classic **DLR Van Halen** songs that absolutely must be on the playlist: > > 1. Love Walks In Blasphemer! 😃 I can guarantee Dave won’t be singing any Van Hagar! 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ 10. Somebody Get Me a Doctor ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10114 "2012-03-19T17:08:43Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ 10. Somebody Get Me a Doctor 11. Panama ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10115 "2012-03-19T18:25:27Z")
[quote=“Little\_Nemo, post:10114, topic:549173”] Classic DLR Van Halen songs 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ 10. Somebody Get Me a Doctor 11. Panama 12. Ain’t Talkin’ 'Bout Love ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10116 "2012-03-19T18:49:40Z")
Classic DLR Van Halen songs 1. Unchained 2. Little Guitars 3. Hot for Teacher 4. Jump 5. And the Cradle Will Rock… 6. You Really Got Me 7. Runnin’ With The Devil 8. Beautiful Girls 9. Jamie’s Cryin’ 10. Somebody Get Me a Doctor 11. Panama 12. Ain’t Talkin’ 'Bout Love 13. I’ll Wait Next category: Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10117 "2012-03-19T18:59:18Z")
Ninja’ed by 9 minutes! :mad: :smack: ☹ Oh well… Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” 2. “Hubby bought me a Masterlock Chastity Belt-isn’t it nice and shiny?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10118 "2012-03-19T19:11:01Z")
Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” 2. “Hubby bought me a Masterlock Chastity Belt-isn’t it nice and shiny?” 3. “Now, which Mrs. Gingrich has he dragged along tonight…?” ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10119 "2012-03-19T19:54:34Z")
Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” 2. “Hubby bought me a Masterlock Chastity Belt-isn’t it nice and shiny?” 3. “Now, which Mrs. Gingrich has he dragged along tonight…?” 4. [“Can I ask you a question…errr…do you douche?”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtURxUXEc7U&feature=related) My apologies, but everyone knows they can’t just talk about hair and make-up. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10120 "2012-03-19T20:11:14Z")
Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” 2. “Hubby bought me a Masterlock Chastity Belt-isn’t it nice and shiny?” 3. “Now, which Mrs. Gingrich has he dragged along tonight…?” 4. “Can I ask you a question…errr…do you douche?” 5. “At least this isn’t as awkward as trying to make small talk with Todd Palin.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10121 "2012-03-19T21:00:25Z")
Things overheard backstage when Mrs. Romney and Mrs. Santorum chatted at the latest GOP debate 1. “I have to say, your husband is much better-looking in person.” 2. “Hubby bought me a Masterlock Chastity Belt-isn’t it nice and shiny?” 3. “Now, which Mrs. Gingrich has he dragged along tonight…?” 4. “Can I ask you a question…errr…do you douche?” 5. “At least this isn’t as awkward as trying to make small talk with Todd Palin.” 6. “I’m going to break through the wall of the Lincoln bedroom, and build our own private chapel. How about you?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=505) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=507)