# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 533
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10642 "2012-04-25T02:56:27Z")
Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only) 1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who! 2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry… 3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?” 4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!” 5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man 6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts. 7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz. 8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house? 9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10643 "2012-04-25T17:11:58Z")
Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only) 1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who! 2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry… 3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?” 4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!” 5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man 6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts. 7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz. 8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house? 9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. 11. Atch - Gesundheit! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10644 "2012-04-25T18:14:04Z")
Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only) 1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who! 2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry… 3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?” 4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!” 5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man 6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts. 7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz. 8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house? 9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. 11. Atch - Gesundheit! 12. Little Old Lady - I didn’t know you could yodel! ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10645 "2012-04-25T18:28:26Z")
Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only) 1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who! 2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry… 3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?” 4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!” 5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man 6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts. 7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz. 8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house? 9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him. 11. Atch - Gesundheit! 12. Little Old Lady - I didn’t know you could yodel! 13. Cowsgo - No, cows go moo. New Category Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10646 "2012-04-25T19:09:23Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) (Not a typo. Jack is a thief and a murderer. Evil, evil Jack.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10647 "2012-04-25T19:11:23Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood, Three Little Pigs) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10648 "2012-04-25T19:12:06Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10649 "2012-04-25T20:38:00Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10650 "2012-04-25T21:44:11Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) H & G’s parents aren’t so hot either, abandoning them in the woods. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10651 "2012-04-25T22:12:56Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10652 "2012-04-25T22:24:10Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10653 "2012-04-26T02:17:18Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin 9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10654 "2012-04-26T03:09:13Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin 9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan 10. The Nome King (the Oz books) Not a typo. That’s how Baum spelled it. ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10655 "2012-04-26T03:32:19Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin 9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan 10. The Nome King (the Oz books) 11. Baba Yaga ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10656 "2012-04-26T16:39:32Z")
Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin 9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan 10. The Nome King (the Oz books) 11. Baba Yaga 12. Fairy Godmother/SHREK ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10657 "2012-04-26T16:48:05Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > New List - Simpson’s supporting characters > > 1. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon I’m sorry but [this category has been done before.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13109094&postcount=2038) Do you want to try another one? ETA: Wow! Disappearing post!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10658 "2012-04-26T18:56:13Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > I’m sorry but [this category has been done before.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13109094&postcount=2038) Do you want to try another one? > > ETA: Wow! Disappearing post!? Nice disappearing post/user name combo tho. Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains 1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood) 2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk) 3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White) 4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs) 5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff) 6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel) 7. Bluebeard 8. Rumpelstiltskin 9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan 10. The Nome King (the Oz books) 11. Baba Yaga 12. Fairy Godmother/SHREK 13. The Fox (various, incl. Aesop) Traffic violations that you regularly see each day: 1. Following too closely ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10659 "2012-04-26T18:57:29Z")
**lost4life** ’s post is actually on page 1, so yeah it’s been done before… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10660 "2012-04-26T20:02:35Z")
Traffic violations that you regularly see each day: 1. Following too closely 2. Driving while on cell phone/texting ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10661 "2012-04-26T20:07:14Z")
Traffic violations that you regularly see each day: 1. Following too closely 2. Driving while on cell phone/texting 3. Driving over the posted speed limit [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=532) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=534)