# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10682 "2012-04-28T21:48:09Z")

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Supporting characters in The Order of the Stick (not the main six characters)

1. Redcloak
2. Mr. Scruffy
3. O-Chul
4. The Monster in the Dark (Under the Umbrella)
5. Celia
6. Xykon
7. Tsukiko
8. Nale
9. Miko Miyazaki
10. The Oracle
11. Thog
12. Shojo

I think it’s hilarious that Burlew gave this character a name that means “young maiden”.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10683 "2012-04-29T02:41:07Z")

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Supporting characters in The Order of the Stick (not the main six characters)

1. Redcloak
2. Mr. Scruffy
3. O-Chul
4. The Monster in the Dark (Under the Umbrella)
5. Celia
6. Xykon
7. Tsukiko
8. Nale
9. Miko Miyazaki
10. The Oracle
11. Thog
12. Shojo
13. Mr. Rodriguez

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark

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**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10684 "2012-04-29T02:50:38Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10685 "2012-04-29T02:53:14Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “Never tell me the odds!” - The Empire Strikes Back

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10686 "2012-04-29T02:53:29Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10687 "2012-04-29T02:56:37Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10688 "2012-04-29T03:12:16Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic

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**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10689 "2012-04-29T03:21:37Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
6. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10690 "2012-04-29T03:35:04Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
6. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
7. “That’s cuz \*droids \*don’t pull people’s \*arms \*off when they lose.” - Star Wars

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10691 "2012-04-29T05:11:01Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
6. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
7. “That’s cuz \*droids \*don’t pull people’s \*arms \*off when they lose.” - Star Wars
8. “John Book! You be careful out there among them English.”- Witness

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10692 "2012-04-29T09:39:06Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
6. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
7. “That’s cuz droids don’t pull people’s arms off when they lose.” - Star Wars
8. “John Book! You be careful out there among them English.”- Witness
9. “We named the _dog_ ‘Indiana’!” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10693 "2012-04-29T09:53:49Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies
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> 1. “We named the _dog_ ‘Indiana’!” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I thought that was his father’s line–why he didn’t like calling Indy ‘Indiana’.  
ETA: Nevermind–the topic is lines _from_ Harrison Ford movies, not Harisson Ford lines. :smack:

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10694 "2012-04-29T14:37:37Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
4. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
5. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
6. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
7. “That’s cuz droids don’t pull people’s arms off when they lose.” - Star Wars
8. “John Book! You be careful out there among them English.”- Witness
9. “We named the dog ‘Indiana’!” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
10. “He chose…poorly.” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10695 "2012-04-29T14:48:31Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “Never tell me the odds!” - The Empire Strikes Back
4. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
5. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
6. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
7. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
8. “That’s cuz droids don’t pull people’s arms off when they lose.” - Star Wars
9. “John Book! You be careful out there among them English.”- Witness
10. “We named the dog ‘Indiana’!” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
11. “He chose…poorly.” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
12. “When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel’s command.” - Apocalypse Now

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10696 "2012-04-29T14:50:07Z")

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Dialogue from Harrison Ford movies

1. “I’m your goddamned partner!” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage” - Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. “Never tell me the odds!” - The Empire Strikes Back
4. “I got a baaad feelin’ 'bout this.” Star Wars IV
5. “You keep your eyes on this took-ass and don’t take them off until I tell you!” Frisco Kid
6. “Don’t mess with me, man! I am an American, and I am crazy!” - Frantic
7. “I gotta get me some of that!” - Regarding Henry
8. “That’s cuz droids don’t pull people’s arms off when they lose.” - Star Wars
9. “John Book! You be careful out there among them English.”- Witness
10. “We named the dog ‘Indiana’!” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
11. “He chose…poorly.” - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
12. “When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel’s command.” - Apocalypse Now
13. “Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He’s at the bar.” - Sabrina (1995)  
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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. Have fun storming the castle!" - The Princess Bride

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10697 "2012-04-29T15:00:38Z")

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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. “Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride
2. “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.” - Monsters, Inc.

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**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10698 "2012-04-29T16:26:40Z")

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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. “Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride
2. “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.” - Monsters, Inc.
3. “What is my goal here, to make you a happy and well adjusted gangster?” - Analyze This

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10699 "2012-04-29T18:59:13Z")

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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. “Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride
2. “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.” - Monsters, Inc.
3. “What is my goal here, to make you a happy and well adjusted gangster?” - Analyze This
4. “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10700 "2012-04-29T21:28:22Z")

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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. “Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride
2. “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.” - Monsters, Inc.
3. “What is my goal here, to make you a happy and well adjusted gangster?” - Analyze This
4. “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.”- When Harry Met Sally

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**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10701 "2012-04-29T22:05:07Z")

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Lines from Billy Crystal movies

1. “Have fun storming the castle!” - The Princess Bride
2. “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.” - Monsters, Inc.
3. “What is my goal here, to make you a happy and well adjusted gangster?” - Analyze This
4. “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.”- When Harry Met Sally
6. “Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz.” - City Slickers 2

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