# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10822 "2012-05-08T23:57:36Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10823 "2012-05-09T00:18:08Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - _Star Trek_

Okay, it was a TV show. But it was adapted into books and movies.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10824 "2012-05-09T00:42:04Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - _Star Trek_
7. Shane - _Shane_ (book and movie)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10825 "2012-05-09T01:05:12Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10826 "2012-05-09T02:16:07Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny
9. Conan  
(I believe ‘the Barbarian’, ‘the Destroyer’, ‘the Cimmerian’, ‘the Not Quite Profitable Remake’ were all titles given to him by others, but his name was simply ‘Conan’.)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10827 "2012-05-09T03:43:23Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> 1. Conan
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> (I believe ‘the Barbarian’, ‘the Destroyer’, ‘the Cimmerian’, ‘the Not Quite Profitable Remake’ were all titles given to him by others, but his name was simply ‘Conan’.)

I thought his last name was O’Brien.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10828 "2012-05-09T03:44:26Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny
9. Conan
10. Quincy

Again stretching it to cover what was mainly a TV series.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10829 "2012-05-09T13:31:40Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny
9. Conan
10. Quincy
11. The Odyssey - Odysseus

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10830 "2012-05-09T14:49:04Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny
9. Conan
10. Quincy
11. The Odyssey - Odysseus
12. Columbo

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10831 "2012-05-09T15:29:07Z")

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Books or movies where the main character has only one name

1. Burke–Andrew Vachss’s mysteries series
2. Eli - Denzel Washington movie, The Book of Eli
3. Spenser - the detective series by Robert B. Parker
4. NCIS:LA - Special Agent Callen
5. Blade - Vampire Killer
6. Spock - Star Trek
7. Shane - Shane (book and movie)
8. Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog - Penny
9. Conan
10. Quincy
11. The Odyssey - Odysseus
12. Columbo
13. Serpico

Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10832 "2012-05-09T15:59:45Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10833 "2012-05-09T16:17:45Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10834 "2012-05-09T16:30:48Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10835 "2012-05-09T16:35:21Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes

Incidentally, Spock did have a last name, but it couldn’t be pronounced by most humans. See ST:TOS “This Side of Paradise” and “Journey to Babel.”

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10836 "2012-05-09T17:56:59Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes
6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Clark Gable

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10837 "2012-05-09T18:00:40Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> 1. Serpico

For the record, he was a real person and his name was Francesco “Frank” Vincent Serpico.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10838 "2012-05-09T18:01:42Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes
6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Clark Gable
7. “Judy, Judy, Judy” - Cary Grant

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10839 "2012-05-09T18:32:30Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes
6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Clark Gable
7. “Judy, Judy, Judy” - Cary Grant
8. “Yo Adrian!” - Rocky Balboa/Sly Stallone

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10840 "2012-05-09T18:32:57Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes
6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Clark Gable
7. “Judy, Judy, Judy” - Cary Grant
8. “Peter, Peter, Peter. Give me the letter.” - Bette Davis

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10841 "2012-05-09T19:01:34Z")

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Stereotypical things you would say to impersonate someone famous: whether that person actually used the phrase or not.

1. “Ah, yes my little chickadee.” - W.C. Fields
2. “I am not a crook.” – Richard Nixon
3. “It’s not a TOOmah!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. “I know you are but what am I?” - Peewee Herman
5. “Elementary, my dear Watson!” - Sherlock Holmes
6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Clark Gable
7. “Judy, Judy, Judy” - Cary Grant
8. “Peter, Peter, Peter. Give me the letter.” - Bette Davis
9. “Play it again, Sam.” - Rick Blaine

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