# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 544
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10862 "2012-05-11T22:18:05Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson Mama = Mother (sue me) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10863 "2012-05-11T22:22:18Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10864 "2012-05-11T23:18:49Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10865 "2012-05-11T23:53:40Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon 9. Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10866 "2012-05-12T00:07:48Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon 9. Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush 10. Sylvia’s Mother - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10867 "2012-05-12T00:12:26Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon 9. Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush 10. Sylvia’s Mother - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show 11. [Motherfucking Pterodactyl](http://theoatmeal.com/pterodactyl_video)- Sarah Donner (NSFW!) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10868 "2012-05-12T03:01:33Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon 9. Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush 10. Sylvia’s Mother - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show 11. Motherfucking Pterodactyl - Sarah Donner (NSFW!) 12. Mama - Genesis Sounds like something Norman Bates would sing to his nearest and dearest. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10869 "2012-05-12T03:30:20Z")
In honor of Mother’s Day, songs with “Mother” in the title: 1. Does Your Mother Know?–ABBA 2. Mother – The Police 3. Mother’s Little Helper – The Rolling Stones 4. Your Mother Should Know-- The Beatles 5. Mother - Pink Floyd 6. Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys - Willie Nelson 7. Kick Out the Jams, Motherfucker - MC5 8. Mother - John Lennon 9. Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush 10. Sylvia’s Mother - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show 11. Motherfucking Pterodactyl - Sarah Donner (NSFW!) 12. Mama - Genesis 13. Your Mama Don’t Dance - Kenny Loggins New category: Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10870 "2012-05-12T03:42:36Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10871 "2012-05-12T04:10:29Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10872 "2012-05-12T05:47:38Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10873 "2012-05-12T05:52:11Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10874 "2012-05-12T06:19:03Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf [Polzl](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klara_Hitler) (Hitler) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10875 "2012-05-12T12:00:37Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10876 "2012-05-12T13:51:34Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10877 "2012-05-12T14:10:55Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) 9. John Stanley (Lennon) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10878 "2012-05-12T14:14:52Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) 9. John Stanley (Lennon) 10. Hillary Howell (Rodham-Clinton) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10879 "2012-05-12T16:37:13Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) 9. John Stanley (Lennon) 10. Hillary Howell (Rodham-Clinton) 11. Martin Luther Williams (King) ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10880 "2012-05-12T18:23:24Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) 9. John Stanley (Lennon) 10. Hillary Howell (Rodham-Clinton) 11. Martin Luther Williams (King) 12. Michael Scruse (formerly of The Scruse 5) (Jackson) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/10881 "2012-05-12T18:44:01Z")
Famous people if they had used their mother’s name. 1. Abraham Hanks (Lincoln) 2. Elvis Love (Presley) 3. Albert Koch (Einstein) 4. George W. Pierce (Bush) 5. Winston Jerome (Churchill) 6. Adolf Polzl (Hitler) 7. Golda Neiditch (Meir) 8. George Ball (Washington) 9. John Stanley (Lennon) 10. Hillary Howell (Rodham-Clinton) 11. Martin Luther Williams (King) 12. Michael Scruse (formerly of The Scruse 5) (Jackson) [/QUOTE] 13. William Arden (Shakespeare) My category, so I’ll pass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=543) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=545)