# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 570
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11382 "2012-07-06T04:32:35Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11383 "2012-07-06T12:39:20Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11384 "2012-07-06T16:38:40Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11385 "2012-07-06T17:08:17Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade 9. Watch baseball ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11386 "2012-07-06T17:21:36Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade 9. Watch baseball 10. Drink ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11387 "2012-07-07T03:17:37Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade 9. Watch baseball 10. Drink 11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11388 "2012-07-07T14:39:40Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade 9. Watch baseball 10. Drink 11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid 12. Reenacting the debates and drafting and signing of the Declaration of Independence by dressing in velvet jackets and powdered wigs and hanging around crowded un air conditioned rooms in a heat wave ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11389 "2012-07-07T15:25:31Z")
Fun things to do on Independence Day 1. Picnic 2. Watch “1776” 3. Hoist the American flag 4. Watch fireworks 5. Barbecue 6. The Beach 7. Play guitar and sing 8. Attend a parade 9. Watch baseball 10. Drink 11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid 12. Reenacting the debates and drafting and signing of the Declaration of Independence by dressing in velvet jackets and powdered wigs and hanging around crowded un air conditioned rooms in a heat wave 13. Tubing New Topic: Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 14. That’s Hedley! ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11390 "2012-07-07T15:43:48Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11391 "2012-07-07T16:03:06Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11392 "2012-07-07T16:39:22Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11393 "2012-07-07T17:39:42Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11394 "2012-07-07T18:09:00Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11395 "2012-07-07T18:09:35Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. [I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U&feature=player_detailpage#t=22s)… [Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s) (Would “all of them” have been acceptable?) ETA: Wow, now _that_ was a simulpost! Given how they fit, I edited the last bit to encompass them both. Also added links. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11396 "2012-07-07T21:01:09Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11397 "2012-07-07T21:30:23Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? 8. Excuse me while I whip this out… ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11398 "2012-07-07T22:34:08Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? 8. Excuse me while I whip this out… 9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11399 "2012-07-07T23:20:28Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? 8. Excuse me while I whip this out… 9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore. 10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11400 "2012-07-08T00:43:24Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? 8. Excuse me while I whip this out… 9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore. 10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila! 11. Well, Tex, is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you chust enjoying de show? ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11401 "2012-07-08T00:43:30Z")
Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles 1. That’s Hedley! 2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue! 3. Candygram for Mongo! 4. Hey, where the white women at? 5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new… 6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. 7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you? 8. Excuse me while I whip this out… 9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore. 10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila! 11. Well, Tex, is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you chust enjoying de show? 12. Oh, shit. Quicksand! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=569) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=571)