# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 59

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1161 "2010-10-04T05:49:20Z")

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1. Utah - The Beehive State
2. New York - The Empire State
3. Texas - The Lone Star State
4. Missouri - The Show-Me State
5. California - The Golden State
6. Kentucky - The Bluegrass State
7. Tennessee - The Volunteer State
8. Ohio - The Buckeye State
9. Vermont - The Green Mountain State
10. Arizona - The Grand Canyon State
11. New Mexico - The Land of Enchantment
12. Alaska - The Last Frontier

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1162 "2010-10-04T12:14:44Z")

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1. Utah - The Beehive State
2. New York - The Empire State
3. Texas - The Lone Star State
4. Missouri - The Show-Me State
5. California - The Golden State
6. Kentucky - The Bluegrass State
7. Tennessee - The Volunteer State
8. Ohio - The Buckeye State
9. Vermont - The Green Mountain State
10. Arizona - The Grand Canyon State
11. New Mexico - The Land of Enchantment
12. Alaska - The Last Frontier
13. Wisconsin – The Badger State

New category: Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1163 "2010-10-04T12:17:21Z")

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New category: Dopers who have been banned

1. \*\*Dogface \*\*(of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. \*\*Jack Dean Tyler \*\*(anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1164 "2010-10-04T12:18:28Z")

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oops! Too Late!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1165 "2010-10-04T13:12:57Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. \*\*Dogface \*\*(of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. \*\*Jack Dean Tyler \*\*(anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1166 "2010-10-04T13:18:45Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. Dogface (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. Jack Dean Tyler (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. KGS (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. handy (giving medical advice)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1167 "2010-10-04T13:22:32Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. **Jack Dean Tyler** (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. **handy** (giving medical advice)
5. **mswas** (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1168 "2010-10-04T14:11:02Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. **Jack Dean Tyler** (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. **handy** (giving medical advice)
5. **mswas** (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. **ivan astikov** (I’d noticed he was banned, but didn’t bother learning the reason why until now – turns out it was

[Quote=Marley23]  
a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions.  
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1169 "2010-10-04T15:11:39Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. **Jack Dean Tyler** (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. **handy** (giving medical advice)
5. **mswas** (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. **ivan astikov** (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. **Mozart1220** (ignoring moderators’ instructions)

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1170 "2010-10-04T15:39:02Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. Dogface (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. Jack Dean Tyler (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. KGS (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. handy (giving medical advice)
5. mswas (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. ivan astikov (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. Mozart1220 (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. melin ([melingate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=9503))

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1171 "2010-10-04T16:00:20Z")

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1. Dogface (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. Jack Dean Tyler (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. KGS (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. handy (giving medical advice)
5. mswas (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. ivan astikov (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. Mozart1220 (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. melin ([melingate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=9503))
9. 24KaratGold (trolling the mods, I believe)

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1172 "2010-10-04T16:46:09Z")

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1. Dogface (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. Jack Dean Tyler (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. KGS (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. handy (giving medical advice)
5. mswas (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. ivan astikov (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. Mozart1220 (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. melin ([melingate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=9503))
9. 24KaratGold (trolling the mods, I believe)
10. collounsbury (or whatever his handle on this board was) - insulting people outside of the Pit

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1173 "2010-10-04T18:27:21Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. **Jack Dean Tyler** (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. **handy** (giving medical advice)
5. **mswas** (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. **ivan astikov** (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. **Mozart1220** (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. \*\* melin\*\* (melingate)
9. **24KaratGold** (trolling the mods, I believe)
10. **Collounsbury** (who did use that handle on this board) - insulting people outside of the Pit
11. **Longmos** – couldn’t find an explanatory thread, but one of the poster’s 21 messages was the “revelation” that no plane crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1174 "2010-10-04T19:59:20Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. **Dogface** (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. **Jack Dean Tyler** (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. **KGS** (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. **handy** (giving medical advice)
5. **mswas** (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. **ivan astikov** (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. **Mozart1220** (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. \*\* melin\*\* (melingate)
9. **24KaratGold** (trolling the mods, I believe)
10. **Collounsbury** (who did use that handle on this board) - insulting people outside of the Pit
11. **Longmos** – couldn’t find an explanatory thread, but one of the poster’s 21 messages was the “revelation” that no plane crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11
12. **Joanie** - had two SDMB accounts and was posting from both

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1175 "2010-10-05T01:56:47Z")

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Dopers who have been banned

1. Dogface (of “Ah, they’re 1920’s-style ‘death rays’” fame)
2. Jack Dean Tyler (anti-circumcision advocate extraordinaire)
3. KGS (not a fan of Bristol Palin)
4. handy (giving medical advice)
5. mswas (not sure why - later posters are welcome to add the reason here)
6. ivan astikov (… a general pattern of being a jerk and trolling, and ignoring staff instructions)
7. Mozart1220 (ignoring moderators’ instructions)
8. melin (melingate)
9. 24KaratGold (trolling the mods, I believe)
10. Collounsbury (who did use that handle on this board) - insulting people outside of the Pit
11. Longmos – couldn’t find an explanatory thread, but one of the poster’s 21 messages was the “revelation” that no plane crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11
12. Joanie - had two SDMB accounts and was posting from both
13. **TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW** (aka VCO3) for repeated trolling and calling people names

New topic: Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1176 "2010-10-05T02:02:07Z")

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Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson
2. Jerry West

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1177 "2010-10-05T02:54:31Z")

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Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson
2. Jerry West
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1178 "2010-10-05T12:32:38Z")

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Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson
2. Jerry West
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4. Shaquille O’Neil

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1179 "2010-10-05T14:10:27Z")

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Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson
2. Jerry West
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4. Shaquille O’Neil
5. Kobe Bryant

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1180 "2010-10-05T14:16:54Z")

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Los Angeles Lakers greats

1. Magic Johnson
2. Jerry West
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4. Shaquille O’Neil
5. Kobe Bryant
6. Fletch

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