# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 593
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11842 "2012-08-20T14:51:12Z")
Desirable Teenager / Young Adult Roles in Movies or TV 1. Valerie Bertinelli, One Day at a Time 2. Jessica Alba, Dark Angel 3. Nicholas Brendan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4. Zooey Deschanel, Elf (Singing in the shower!) 5. Kay Lenz, Breezy (topless) 6. Moose, You Can’t do that on Televison! 7. Ashley Judd, ST:TNG 8. Amber Benson (Tara), Buffy the Vampire Slayer 9. Morena Baccarin, Summer Glau, Jewel Staite, Gina Torres - Firefly (Yup, all four of them) 10. Dawn Wells as Mary Anne, Gilligan’s Island 11. Neil Patrick Harris as Doogie Howser MD. 12. [Kelly Bundy](http://classictvbeauties.com/Christina_applegate_as_Kelly_Bundy.jpg), Married … With Children ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11843 "2012-08-20T15:37:44Z")
Desirable Teenager / Young Adult Roles in Movies or TV 1. Valerie Bertinelli, One Day at a Time 2. Jessica Alba, Dark Angel 3. Nicholas Brendan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4. Zooey Deschanel, Elf (Singing in the shower!) 5. Kay Lenz, Breezy (topless) 6. Moose, You Can’t do that on Televison! 7. Ashley Judd, ST:TNG 8. Amber Benson (Tara), Buffy the Vampire Slayer 9. Morena Baccarin, Summer Glau, Jewel Staite, Gina Torres - Firefly (Yup, all four of them) 10. Dawn Wells as Mary Anne, Gilligan’s Island 11. Neil Patrick Harris as Doogie Howser MD. 12. [Kelly Bundy](http://classictvbeauties.com/Christina_applegate_as_Kelly_Bundy.jpg), Married … With Children (Most definitely. The studio was clearly cold - and nipply - that day.) ( • Y • ) 1. Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine, Star Trek: Voyager Next up: Favorite [Quotes from The Princess Bride] ([The Princess Bride (1987) - Quotes - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes)) 1.Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11844 "2012-08-20T15:51:30Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Shit, did I just go through another timeslip? Oh look, a butterfly! That’s what happens when it’s (A) late at night, (B) after a 600 mile drive, and (C) I don’t notice that tiny little “next page” icon, which is only visible at the top or bottom of the thread. Favorite Quotes from The Princess Bride 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11845 "2012-08-20T22:02:06Z")
Favorite Quotes from The Princess Bride 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11846 "2012-08-20T22:49:06Z")
Favorite Quotes from The Princess Bride 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11847 "2012-08-20T22:50:23Z")
Favorite Quotes from The Princess Bride 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11848 "2012-08-21T00:08:51Z")
Favorite Quotes from The Princess Bride 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11849 "2012-08-21T00:22:52Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11850 "2012-08-21T00:36:36Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11851 "2012-08-21T00:43:13Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11852 "2012-08-21T00:48:13Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11853 "2012-08-21T00:59:14Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? 10. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11854 "2012-08-21T02:18:31Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? 10. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 11. Your first lie was better. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11855 "2012-08-21T02:38:41Z")
Someone fix the typo in #3 please. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11856 "2012-08-21T03:04:45Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steel, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? 10. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 11. Your first lie was better. 12. I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11857 "2012-08-21T09:00:35Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? 10. “Offer me everything I ask for!” “Anything you want!” _stab_ “I want my father back, you son of a bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11858 "2012-08-21T14:17:46Z")
Favorite Quotes from “The Princess Bride” 1. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 2. There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world-it would be a pity to damage yours. 3. My brains, his steel, and your strength, against 60 men. And you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy? Hmmm? 4. I’m not left-handed either. 5. INCONCEIVABLE! 6. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 7. I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 8. Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. 9. Is this a kissing book? 10. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 11. Your first lie was better. 12. I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. 13. “Offer me everything I ask for!” “Anything you want!” _stab_ “I want my father back, you son of a bitch!” New category. A skill or hobby you don’t currently have/do, but you would like to. 1. Fly a plane / private pilot license ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11859 "2012-08-21T14:43:05Z")
A skill or hobby you don’t currently have/do, but you would like to. 1. Fly a plane / private pilot license 2. Play guitar, showing a modicum of talent. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11860 "2012-08-21T15:16:34Z")
A skill or hobby you don’t currently have/do, but you would like to. 1. Fly a plane / private pilot license 2. Play guitar, showing a modicum of talent. 3. Hang gliding ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11861 "2012-08-21T15:53:14Z")
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