# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 595
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11882 "2012-08-23T19:53:29Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Assuming reincarnation is real, as what would you like to return? > > \ > > 1. A bowl of petunias, several miles above the surface of a planet > Because there’s a time and a place for references, and that would be the ultimate win. but you’d have enough time to think your line and then, well, you know the rest ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11883 "2012-08-24T01:25:27Z")
Assuming reincarnation is real, as what would you like to return? 1. a well loved house cat 2. A smart, capable, very popular President of the United States 3. A man, so I could see life from the other side of the gender fence 4. A giant tree in a national forest 5. An eagle, so I can soar high above 6. A dolphin 7. A honey badger 8. A falcon 9. Batman 10. A lion 11. The world’s first trillionaire. 12. A bowl of petunias, several miles above the surface of a planet 13. Cecil Because… well, he’s Cecil. 'Nuff said. Next category: Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11884 "2012-08-24T01:35:43Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11885 "2012-08-24T01:52:34Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11886 "2012-08-24T02:41:59Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11887 "2012-08-24T02:50:33Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11888 "2012-08-24T03:00:10Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11889 "2012-08-24T03:49:51Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” I don’t think I’d _ever_ be able to recover from being left at the altar. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11890 "2012-08-24T05:35:48Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11891 "2012-08-24T13:10:45Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc 9. The police are here and they want to talk to you. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11892 "2012-08-24T14:16:27Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc 9. The police are here and they want to talk to you. 10. You had one job… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11893 "2012-08-24T17:03:07Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc 9. The police are here and they want to talk to you. 10. You had one job… 11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s _that_ time of the month. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11894 "2012-08-24T17:49:50Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc 9. The police are here and they want to talk to you. 10. You had one job… 11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s that time of the month. 12. “Who cut the cheese?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11895 "2012-08-24T20:22:51Z")
Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony 1. Infectious 2. Shotgun 3. Defibrillator 4. Contractions 5. Settling 6. “Hell yeah, I object!” 7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.” 8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc 9. The police are here and they want to talk to you. 10. You had one job… 11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s that time of the month. 12. “Who cut the cheese?” 13. whinny I started this round; pass on starting the next. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11896 "2012-08-24T21:41:36Z")
News stories people got sick of before they played out… 1. Martin/Zimmerman ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11897 "2012-08-24T21:49:27Z")
News stories people got sick of before they played out… 1. Martin/Zimmerman 2. Casey Anthony ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11898 "2012-08-24T22:30:32Z")
News stories people got sick of before they played out… 1. Martin/Zimmerman 2. Casey Anthony 3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11899 "2012-08-24T22:51:24Z")
News stories people got sick of before they played out… 1. Martin/Zimmerman 2. Casey Anthony 3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom 4. anything involving a Kardashian ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11900 "2012-08-25T00:35:16Z")
News stories people got sick of before they played out… 1. Martin/Zimmerman 2. Casey Anthony 3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom 4. anything involving a Kardashian 5. TomKat ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/11901 "2012-08-25T01:00:30Z")
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