# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12782 "2012-10-20T14:08:39Z")

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Breakfast cereal mascots

1. Toucan Sam for Froot Loops
2. Captain Crunch
3. Tony the Tiger for Frosted Flakes
4. The Trix Rabbit, for Trix Cereal (Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids!)
5. Snap, Crackle, and Pop for Rice Krispies
6. Count Chocula
7. BuzzBee for Honey Nut Cheerios
8. Quisp
9. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird (for Cocoa Puffs)
10. Lucky Charms Leprechaun  
11, Dig’ Em the frog, for Sugar Smacks/Honey Smacks
11. Doug Flutie, for Flutie Flakes
12. Fred Flinstone for Fruity Pebbles

Next up: Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny Devito and Rita Pearlman

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12783 "2012-10-20T14:52:35Z")

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12784 "2012-10-20T14:58:31Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12785 "2012-10-20T16:27:40Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12786 "2012-10-20T16:35:47Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12787 "2012-10-20T22:47:22Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor

Rhea Perlman is a hottie???

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12788 "2012-10-20T22:54:02Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12789 "2012-10-20T23:29:32Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Rhea Perlman is a hottie???

Danny Devito thinks so

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12790 "2012-10-21T00:15:07Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12791 "2012-10-21T00:36:52Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan

Mind you, the genders are reversed: [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/\_QWOXmjFGlEM/SRljnr-\_pOI/AAAAAAAAKPg/3cuY-AvG1UU/s400/Actor+Pierce+Brosnan+and+Keely+Shaye+Smith+attend+the+L’Oreal+Legends+Gala+to+Benefit+The+Ovarian+Cancer+Research+Fund+at+American+Museum+of+Natural+History+on+November+10,+2008+in+New+York+City.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QWOXmjFGlEM/SRljnr-_pOI/AAAAAAAAKPg/3cuY-AvG1UU/s400/Actor+Pierce+Brosnan+and+Keely+Shaye+Smith+attend+the+L'Oreal+Legends+Gala+to+Benefit+The+Ovarian+Cancer+Research+Fund+at+American+Museum+of+Natural+History+on+November+10,+2008+in+New+York+City.jpg)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12792 "2012-10-21T04:27:24Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12793 "2012-10-21T05:38:30Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. [Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kevin-james-and-steffiana-de-la-cruz-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-and-larry-world-premiere-presented-by-universal-pictures-RjMZb6.jpg)

Life imitating art

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12794 "2012-10-21T11:42:01Z")

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eal life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. [Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kevin-james-and-steffiana-de-la-cruz-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-and-larry-world-premiere-presented-by-universal-pictures-RjMZb6.jpg)
10. [Al Roker & Deborah Roberts](http://www.google.com/search?q=al+roker's+wife+deborah+roberts&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=D9-DUO_MI4n68gTbvYCYAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=768&bih=900)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12795 "2012-10-21T12:04:32Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz
10. Al Roker & Deborah Roberts
11. Cedric the Entertainer and wife Lorna Wells  
Too bad this wasn’t “UGLY Guys With Hottie Wives.” That would’ve been a lot easier (yes, Ric Ocasek, I’m looking at YOU!)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12796 "2012-10-21T12:11:12Z")

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Hey, **astorian** , please use **Quote** to respond, to preserve the URL links.

Thanks!  
Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. [Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kevin-james-and-steffiana-de-la-cruz-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-and-larry-world-premiere-presented-by-universal-pictures-RjMZb6.jpg)
10. [Al Roker & Deborah Roberts](http://www.google.com/search?q=al+roker's+wife+deborah+roberts&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=D9-DUO_MI4n68gTbvYCYAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=768&bih=900)
11. Cedric the Entertainer and wife Lorna Wells  
Too bad this wasn’t “UGLY Guys With Hottie Wives.” That would’ve been a lot easier (yes, Ric Ocasek, I’m looking at YOU!)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12797 "2012-10-21T12:17:09Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. [Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz](http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kevin-james-and-steffiana-de-la-cruz-i-now-pronounce-you-chuck-and-larry-world-premiere-presented-by-universal-pictures-RjMZb6.jpg)
10. [Al Roker & Deborah Roberts](http://www.google.com/search?q=al+roker's+wife+deborah+roberts&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=D9-DUO_MI4n68gTbvYCYAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=768&bih=900)
11. Cedric the Entertainer and wife Lorna Wells
12. [Randy Jackson & Erika Riker](http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Randy+Jackson/Erika+Riker/58th+Annual+Primetime+Emmy+Awards+Arrivals/6KQM9SUUinR)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12798 "2012-10-21T20:23:50Z")

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Real life examples of that popular TV meme, fattie married to hottie.

1. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
2. Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth
3. Jack Black and Tanya Haden
4. Jackie Gleason and Marilyn Taylor
5. Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
6. Kevin Smith and Jennifer Schwalbach
7. Keely Shaye Smith and Pierce Brosnan
8. Meat Loaf and his ex-wife Leslie
9. Kevin James and Steffiana de la Cruz
10. Al Roker & Deborah Roberts
11. Cedric the Entertainer and wife Lorna Wells
12. Randy Jackson & Erika Riker
13. George Wendt & Bernadette Birkett

Extreme sports you always secretly wanted to try, but are too scared to actually go and attempt

1. Big wave surfing

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12799 "2012-10-21T20:33:07Z")

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Extreme sports you always secretly wanted to try, but are too scared to actually go and attempt

1. Big wave surfing
2. Skydiving

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12800 "2012-10-21T21:13:17Z")

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Extreme sports you always secretly wanted to try, but are too scared to actually go and attempt

1. Big wave surfing
2. Skydiving
3. Hang gliding

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12801 "2012-10-21T22:14:09Z")

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Extreme sports you always secretly wanted to try, but are too scared to actually go and attempt

1. Big wave surfing
2. Skydiving
3. Hang gliding
4. Rock Climbing

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