# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 642
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12822 "2012-10-23T00:16:06Z")
1. Blood 2. Diarrhea 3. Tears 4. mucus 5. Pus 6. sweat 7. Semen 8. Aqueous humor 9. Urine 10. Sebum 11. Bile 12. Bartholin’s gland fluid (vaginal fluid) [Well, somebody had to do it…] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12823 "2012-10-23T03:18:14Z")
Bodily fluids 1. Blood 2. Diarrhea 3. Tears 4. mucus 5. Pus 6. sweat 7. Semen 8. Aqueous humor 9. Urine 10. Sebum 11. Bile 12. Bartholin’s gland fluid (vaginal fluid) 13. Bone marrow Next category: Unlikely headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12824 "2012-10-23T03:20:02Z")
1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12825 "2012-10-23T04:44:38Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12826 "2012-10-23T05:48:52Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! (as much as I’d like to see that come to pass) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12827 "2012-10-23T10:56:56Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12828 "2012-10-23T12:21:19Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12829 "2012-10-23T12:25:03Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12830 "2012-10-23T12:28:32Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! fixed it ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12831 "2012-10-23T13:22:52Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12832 "2012-10-23T14:19:30Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” 9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement" ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12833 "2012-10-23T14:25:41Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” 9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement" 10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12834 "2012-10-23T14:29:27Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” 9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement" 10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout. 11. John & George Announce “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12835 "2012-10-23T14:34:00Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” 9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement" 10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout. 11. John & George Announce : “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting! 12. Polls Have Romney Ahead by 25 Points in San Francisco ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12836 "2012-10-23T14:59:13Z")
Unlikely Headlines 1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender 2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here! 3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl! 4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series! 5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First! 6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue. 7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught! 8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!” 9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement" 10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout. 11. John & George Announce : “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting! 12. Polls Have Romney Ahead by 25 Points in San Francisco 13. Activity Participated in by Some Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12837 "2012-10-23T15:04:09Z")
Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus 2. Sally Forth ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12838 "2012-10-23T15:18:15Z")
Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus 2. Sally Forth 3. Mutts ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12839 "2012-10-23T15:24:05Z")
Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus 2. Sally Forth 3. Mutts 4. Rex Morgan, MD ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12840 "2012-10-23T15:45:07Z")
Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus 2. Sally Forth 3. Mutts 4. Rex Morgan, MD 5. Ziggy ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12841 "2012-10-23T15:47:19Z")
Awful comic strips 1. Family Circus 2. Sally Forth 3. Mutts 4. Rex Morgan, MD 5. Ziggy 6. Brenda Starr, Reporter and FTR, **astorian** , Mutts is great. It’s a throw back to Krazy Kat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=641) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=643)