# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 644
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12862 "2012-10-24T17:05:11Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > 1. On the IMDB, I’m liable to catch hell for saying this, but… the debut album by Rush,\*\*\* Rush\*\*\*, had a really lame cover. [File:Rush self titled.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rush_self_titled.jpg) In their defence, the story goes that the “RUSH” was supposed to be in a deep red but came back from the printers in the pink. Coincidentally, the “Caress of Steel” cover was meant to be a in polished steel but came back from the printers in that awful coppery colour. > [@astorian](#): > > Terrible album covers (requires link-500x500 or less-must be a “name” artist and not a nobody) > > 1. David Bowie, [Lodger](http://persimusic.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/david-bowie-lodger.jpg) > 2. Emerson Lake & Palmer’s \*\*\*Love Beach \*\*\*[File:ELP Love Beach cover.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ELP_Love_Beach_cover.jpg) > 3. Genesis - [Genesis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Genesis83.jpg) … it just screams “contractual obligation album.” > 4. Orleans - \*\*\*Waking and Dreaming \*\*\*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Waking\_and\_Dreaming.jpg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Waking_and_Dreaming.jpg) > 5. Nelson - Because They Can [Because They Can - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Because_They_Can) > 6. Village People - Renaissance (when they tried to remake themselves as New Wavers) > [http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/village\_people/renaissance\_f1/](http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/village_people/renaissance_f1/) > 7. The Beatles - The White Album [http://bruno.cornen.pagesperso-orange.fr/Mon%20rock%20a%20moi/Beatles%20White%20album.jpg](http://bruno.cornen.pagesperso-orange.fr/Mon%20rock%20a%20moi/Beatles%20White%20album.jpg) > 8. Pantera - Far Beyond Driven > The original cover [spoiler][http://images.wikia.com/pantera/images/9/94/FarBanned.jpg[/spoiler](NSFW)](http://images.wikia.com/pantera/images/9/94/FarBanned.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D(NSFW)) > 9. Millie Jackson -\*\*\* Back to the S–t\*\*\* [File:Millie Jackson - Back to the S\*\*t!.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Millie_Jackson_-_Back_to_the_S**t!.jpg) > 10. Pat Boone - No More Mr. Nice Guy - [File:In a Metal Mood No More Mr. Nice Guy.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:In_a_Metal_Mood_No_More_Mr._Nice_Guy.jpg) > 11. Metallica - [The Unforgiven II](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Metallica_-_The_Unforgiven_II_cover.jpg) > 12. On the IMDB, I’m liable to catch hell for saying this, but… the debut album by Rush,\*\*\* Rush\*\*\*, had a really lame cover. [File:Rush self titled.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rush_self_titled.jpg) 1. Kiss - Hotter Than Hell - I don’t know which is worse the [front](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/2/28/KISS_Hotter_Than_Hell_etu.jpg) or [back](http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=hotter+than+hell&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=592&tbm=isch&tbnid=wP93FjiD96F5yM:&imgrefurl=http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiedosto:KISS_Hotter_Than_Hell_taka.jpg&docid=w1mxY678FwXKwM&imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/5/58/KISS_Hotter_Than_Hell_taka.jpg&w=900&h=900&ei=JB-IUP2pOKyayQH4j4DoDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=752&vpy=144&dur=109&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=151&ty=140&sig=112132497004384344751&page=2&tbnh=122&tbnw=122&start=18&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:18,i:147) New list: Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - [The Laughing Gnome](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lrqKx-PDng&feature=player_embedded#!) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12863 "2012-10-24T18:12:56Z")
New list: Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - [The Laughing Gnome](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lrqKx-PDng&feature=player_embedded#!) 2. Billy Joel - [“C’etait Toi (You Were the One)”](http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,335213,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12864 "2012-10-24T20:36:08Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AB3uVARNhmM/hqdefault.jpg "William Shatner - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3uVARNhmM) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12865 "2012-10-24T21:07:25Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin – [Don’t Worry Be Happy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHFDa9efCQU) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12866 "2012-10-25T02:08:23Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU) Other than his displeasure with the Bush campaign for using his song without permission in 1988, I’ve never heard it said that McFerrin wishes he hadn’t recorded it: [Don't Worry, Be Happy - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Worry_Be_Happy) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12867 "2012-10-25T05:39:56Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. The Beatles - “[Run For Your Life](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run_For_Your_Life)” John Lennon referred to it as the Beatles song he most regretted writing. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12868 "2012-10-25T05:46:04Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12869 "2012-10-25T11:09:59Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-jani-lane-of-warrant,60303/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12870 "2012-10-25T18:37:25Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-jani-lane-of-warrant,60303/) 8. Bruce Willis - [Respect Yourself](http://wnew.radio.com/2012/03/24/worlds-worst-songs-respect-yourself-by-bruce-willis/) Truly a wretched song. The Shatner song is an interpretive masterpiece compared to Bruce Willis trying to be something called “Bruno”. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12871 "2012-10-25T18:48:31Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-jani-lane-of-warrant,60303/) 8. Bruce Willis - [Respect Yourself](http://wnew.radio.com/2012/03/24/worlds-worst-songs-respect-yourself-by-bruce-willis/) Truly a wretched song. The Shatner song is an interpretive masterpiece compared to Bruce Willis trying to be something called “Bruno”. 9. Captain Beefheart - Anything from “Moonbeams and Bluejeans” or “Unconditionally Guaranteed.” Before he died, Beefheart had been on record begging fans not to consider those albums part of his official musical output and recommending that anyone who bought them take them back for a refund. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12872 "2012-10-25T19:08:20Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-j...warrant,60303/) 8. Bruce Willis - Respect Yourself Truly a wretched song. The Shatner song is an interpretive masterpiece compared to Bruce Willis trying to be something called “Bruno”. 9. Captain Beefheart - Anything from “Moonbeams and Bluejeans” or “Unconditionally Guaranteed.” Before he died, Beefheart had been on record begging fans not to consider those albums part of his official musical output and recommending that anyone who bought them take them back for a refund. 10, The Beatles – “Run For Your Life” 10. Wilco (at least Jeff Tweedy) – [“I Thought I Held You”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10813103&postcount=18) Here’s a [cite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10812821&postcount=6) for the McFerrin regret. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12873 "2012-10-25T19:57:25Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-j...warrant,60303/) 8. Bruce Willis - Respect Yourself Truly a wretched song. The Shatner song is an interpretive masterpiece compared to Bruce Willis trying to be something called “Bruno”. 9. Captain Beefheart - Anything from “Moonbeams and Bluejeans” or “Unconditionally Guaranteed.” Before he died, Beefheart had been on record begging fans not to consider those albums part of his official musical output and recommending that anyone who bought them take them back for a refund. 10, The Beatles – “Run For Your Life” 10. Wilco (at least Jeff Tweedy) – [“I Thought I Held You”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10813103&postcount=18) 11. Elvis Presley - MANY possible nominees, but I’ll pick “I’ll Take Love” from the 1967 \*\*\*Easy Come, Easy Go \*\*\*movie soundtrack. The song was written by Ed Wood’s old girlfriend Dolores Fuller. Elvis told the producer and the engineer at the studio, “What am I supposed to do with shit like this?” This song may have helped inspire Elvis to start making GOOD records again in 1968! [Mark Steyn’s obit for Dolores Fuller: Ed Wood muse, and Elvis songwriter – 5 Feet of Fury](http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2011/05/18/mark-steyns-obit-for-dolores-fuller-ed-wood-muse-and-elvis-songwriter/) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12874 "2012-10-25T20:26:03Z")
Songs some artists wish they’d never recorded (with link, if possible) 1. David Bowie - “The Laughing Gnome” 2. Billy Joel - “C’etait Toi (You Were the One)” 3. William Shatner - “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” 4. Bobby McFerrin - “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 5. Leonard Nimoy - “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins” 6. Frank Sinatra - “Mama Will Bark” (All video links of this song seem to have been removed.) 7. Warrant - “Cherry Pie” (even though it made him rich, Jani Lane claimed to regret ever writing it) [R.I.P. Jani Lane of Warrant](http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-j...warrant,60303/) 8. Bruce Willis - Respect Yourself Truly a wretched song. The Shatner song is an interpretive masterpiece compared to Bruce Willis trying to be something called “Bruno”. 9. Captain Beefheart - Anything from “Moonbeams and Bluejeans” or “Unconditionally Guaranteed.” Before he died, Beefheart had been on record begging fans not to consider those albums part of his official musical output and recommending that anyone who bought them take them back for a refund. 10, The Beatles – “Run For Your Life” 10. Wilco (at least Jeff Tweedy) – “I Thought I Held You” 11. Elvis Presley - MANY possible nominees, but I’ll pick “I’ll Take Love” from the 1967 Easy Come, Easy Go movie soundtrack. The song was written by Ed Wood’s old girlfriend Dolores Fuller. Elvis told the producer and the engineer at the studio, “What am I supposed to do with shit like this?” This song may have helped inspire Elvis to start making GOOD records again in 1968! [http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2011/0...is-songwriter/](http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2011/0...is-songwriter/) 12. ABBA–Dum Dum Diddle. Bjorn used a set of dummy lyrics just to get the tune right, and never made real lyrics. The song is so bad I won’t lik to it. Next up: Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12875 "2012-10-25T20:41:35Z")
1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand (not sure she counts as a “celebrity” but she does qualify on the other counts for sure) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12876 "2012-10-25T20:59:59Z")
Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand 3. Yul Brynner- I’ll never forget his posthumous anti-smoking commercial ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12877 "2012-10-26T00:17:14Z")
Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand 3. Yul Brynner- I’ll never forget his posthumous anti-smoking commercial 4. John Wayne ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12878 "2012-10-26T02:42:14Z")
Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand 3. Yul Brynner- I’ll never forget his posthumous anti-smoking commercial 4. John Wayne 5. George Harrison ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12879 "2012-10-26T02:54:09Z")
Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand 3. Yul Brynner 4. John Wayne 5. George Harrison 6. Nat King Cole He liked the way ciggies made his voice sound. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12880 "2012-10-26T05:42:46Z")
Celebrities who smoked cigarettes and died of lung cancer 1. Humphrey Bogart 2. Ayn Rand 3. Yul Brynner 4. John Wayne 5. George Harrison 6. Nat King Cole 7. Steve McQueen ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/12881 "2012-10-26T06:01:19Z")
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