# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13082 "2012-11-03T17:37:29Z")

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People Who’ve Won Oscars for Roles in Which They Appeared Nude

1. Marlee Maitlin, _ **Children of a Lesser God** _

2. Halle Berry, _ **Monster’s Ball** _

3. Glenda Jackson, _ **Women in Love** _

4. Kate Winslet, _ **The Reader** _

5. Helen Hunt, _ **As Good as It Gets** _

6. Jane Fonda, both _ **Klute** _ and _ **Coming Home** _

7. Holly Hunter, _ **The Piano** _

8. Jon Voight, _ **Coming Home** _

9. Gwyneth Paltrow, _ **Shakespeare in Love** _

10. Charlize Theron, _ **Monster** _

11. Jessica Lange, _ **Blue Sky** _

12. Hilary Swank, _ **Boys Don’t Cry** _

13. Julie Christie, _ **Darling** _  
New Topic: Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

14. Anna Karenina

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13083 "2012-11-03T17:48:04Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13084 "2012-11-03T20:19:14Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13085 "2012-11-03T20:24:27Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
4. Ophelia

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13086 "2012-11-03T20:31:56Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13087 "2012-11-03T20:47:47Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13088 "2012-11-03T20:52:22Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13089 "2012-11-03T21:07:52Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet

1. Brigham Anderson

A tormented, closeted U.S. senator in _Advise & Consent_.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13090 "2012-11-03T21:22:29Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet
8. Brigham Anderson
9. Werther

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13091 "2012-11-03T21:29:20Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet
8. Brigham Anderson
9. Werther
10. Inspector Javert

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13092 "2012-11-03T22:37:59Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet
8. Brigham Anderson
9. Werther
10. Inspector Javert
11. Lady Dedlock

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13093 "2012-11-03T23:26:14Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet
8. Brigham Anderson
9. Werther
10. Inspector Javert
11. Lady Dedlock
12. Willy Loman

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13094 "2012-11-04T00:03:42Z")

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Literary Characters who Committed Suicide

1. Anna Karenina
2. Othello
3. Billy Babbit
4. Ophelia
5. Emma Bovary
6. Romeo
7. & Juliet
8. Brigham Anderson
9. Werther
10. Inspector Javert
11. Lady Dedlock
12. Willy Loman
13. Cathy Ames/Kate Amesbury, _East of Eden_

I’ll pass

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13095 "2012-11-04T01:11:59Z")

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Sticking with the theme, Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13096 "2012-11-04T01:23:19Z")

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Sticking with the theme, Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth
2. Tess of the D’Urbervilles

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13097 "2012-11-04T01:46:45Z")

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Sticking with the theme, Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth
2. Tess of the D’Urbervilles
3. Dorothy Gale

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13098 "2012-11-04T02:37:14Z")

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Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth
2. Tess of the D’Urbervilles
3. Dorothy Gale
4. Roxie Hart

Murder, Dorothy? From _Wizard of Oz_? Hmm. Objection! Homicide… witchicide… but not _murder_.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13099 "2012-11-04T03:18:35Z")

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Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth
2. Tess of the D’Urbervilles
3. Dorothy Gale
4. Roxie Hart
5. Velma Kelly

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13100 "2012-11-04T03:33:43Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Murder, Dorothy? From _Wizard of Oz_? Hmm. Objection! Homicide… witchicide… but not _murder_.

Don’t let the innocent little girl act fool you. She’s a stone cold killer. We’ve got witnesses who’ll testify that they heard the Wizard send her to Winkieland on a mission to kill Momba - that establishes pre-meditation. Sure, Dorothy claimed she “accidentally” killed Momba - just like she “accidentally” killed Momba’s sister Nessarose. And let’s not forget that after Dorothy killed Nessarose, she stole the shoes right off her corpse - despite the fact that the shoes should have belonged to Momba, Nessarose’s closest relative.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13101 "2012-11-04T03:39:13Z")

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Female Literary Characters Who Committed Murder

1. Lady Macbeth
2. Tess of the D’Urbervilles
3. Dorothy Gale
4. Roxie Hart
5. Velma Kelly
6. Mary Maloney

[“Lamb to the Slaughter”](http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.html) by Roald Dahl

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