# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 670
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13382 "2012-11-27T11:34:44Z")
Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal 1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.” 2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?” 3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.” 4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?” 5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.” 6. “There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?” 7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!” 8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!) 9. “I hate you and I want a divorce.” 10. “Did you like the dessert? It’s called Minny’s Chocolate Pie.” 11. “Wait, who are you again?” 12. “Um… did anybody else find a toenail in the mashed potatoes?” 13. “All the turkey is gone but there’s plenty of Brussels sprouts.” Next up: Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13383 "2012-11-27T12:14:45Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13384 "2012-11-27T12:53:30Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13385 "2012-11-27T13:54:41Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Andorra ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13386 "2012-11-27T14:45:56Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Andorra 1. Spain ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13387 "2012-11-27T15:03:53Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Andorra 5. Spain 6. Italy ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13388 "2012-11-27T15:05:58Z")
Andorra’s a landlocked country. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13389 "2012-11-27T15:12:15Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13390 "2012-11-27T15:34:39Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13391 "2012-11-27T16:16:43Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13392 "2012-11-27T16:50:30Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia 9. Libya ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13393 "2012-11-27T17:28:26Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia 9. Libya 10. France ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13394 "2012-11-27T17:37:08Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia 9. Libya 10. France 11. Cyprus ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13395 "2012-11-27T18:14:32Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia 9. Libya 10. France 11. Cyprus 12. Algeria ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13396 "2012-11-27T19:08:11Z")
Countries on the Mediterranean Sea (and its arms, e.g., the Adriatic) 1. Morocco 2. Israel 3. Greece 4. Spain 5. Italy 6. Croatia 7. Egypt 8. Tunisia 9. Libya 10. France 11. Cyprus 12. Algeria 13. Albania New topic: Fictional planets 1. Krypton ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13397 "2012-11-27T19:30:03Z")
Fictional planets 1. Krypton 2. Arret ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13398 "2012-11-27T19:36:24Z")
Fictional planets 1. Krypton 2. Arret 3. Counter-Earth ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13399 "2012-11-27T20:02:37Z")
Fictional planets 1. Krypton 2. Arret 3. Counter-Earth 4. Tralfamadore ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13400 "2012-11-27T20:25:07Z")
Fictional planets 1. Krypton 2. Arret 3. Counter-Earth 4. Tralfamadore 5. Vulcan ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13401 "2012-11-27T20:28:37Z")
Fictional planets 1. Krypton 2. Arret 3. Counter-Earth 4. Tralfamadore 5. Vulcan 6. Hoth [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=669) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=671)