# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 679
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13562 "2012-12-03T19:47:37Z")
Websites everybody knows 1. eBay 2. Google 3. Amazon 4. CraigsList 5. Facebook 6. Wikipedia 7. IMDB 8. YouTube 9. PayPal 10. Yahoo 11. MapQuest ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13563 "2012-12-03T19:50:21Z")
Websites everybody knows 1. eBay 2. Google 3. Amazon 4. CraigsList 5. Facebook 6. Wikipedia 7. IMDB 8. YouTube 9. PayPal 10. Yahoo 11. MapQuest 12. The Onion ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13564 "2012-12-03T20:30:18Z")
Websites everybody knows 1. eBay 2. Google 3. Amazon 4. CraigsList 5. Facebook 6. Wikipedia 7. IMDB 8. YouTube 9. PayPal 10. Yahoo 11. MapQuest 12. The Onion 13. Snopes Quotes from Airplane! 14. … and don’t call me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13565 "2012-12-03T20:43:32Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13566 "2012-12-03T21:20:50Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13567 "2012-12-03T21:53:49Z")
Kramer finds out the shit’s gonna hit the fan!Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13568 "2012-12-03T23:33:11Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13569 "2012-12-03T23:38:00Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13570 "2012-12-04T00:05:59Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. ---
**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13571 "2012-12-04T02:24:59Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13572 "2012-12-04T03:57:08Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. 9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13573 "2012-12-04T04:24:45Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. 9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. 10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13574 "2012-12-04T04:33:38Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. 9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. 10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit. 11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13575 "2012-12-04T04:56:23Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. 9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. 10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit. 11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 12. Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13576 "2012-12-04T05:08:55Z")
Quotes from Airplane! 1. … and don’t call me Shirley. 2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive. 3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now. 4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan. 5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. 6. We’re also out of coffee. 7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. 8. I take it black, like my men. 9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. 10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit. 11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? 12. Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that. 13. Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your White Zone shit again. Next category: Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13577 "2012-12-04T05:11:40Z")
Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur 2. Johnny ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13578 "2012-12-04T12:00:27Z")
Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur 2. Johnny 3. Ted Stryker ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13579 "2012-12-04T12:14:26Z")
Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur 2. Johnny 3. Ted Stryker 4. Steve McCroskey ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13580 "2012-12-04T13:20:49Z")
Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur 2. Johnny 3. Ted Stryker 4. Steve McCroskey 5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (“No, I’m Roger Murdoch, the co-pilot!”) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13581 "2012-12-04T14:08:07Z")
Characters from “Airplane!” 1. Capt. Clarence Oveur 2. Johnny 3. Ted Stryker 4. Steve McCroskey 5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (“No, I’m Roger Murdoch, the co-pilot!”) 6. Randy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=678) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=680)