# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 684
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_, by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Because of Winn-Dixie_ by Kate DiCamillio Verification needed, though. ---
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_, by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. \*Go, Dog. Go! \*by P.D. Eastman ---
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_, by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. \*Go, Dog. Go! \*by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman ---
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_, by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. \*Go, Dog. Go! \*by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. Clifford the Big Red Dog - Norman Bridwell ---
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_ by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Go, Dog. Go!_ by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. _Clifford the Big Red Dog_ by Norman Bridwell 9. _Walter the Farting Dog_ by William Kotzwinkle ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13667 "2012-12-09T22:32:16Z")
Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_ by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Go, Dog. Go!_ by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. _Clifford the Big Red Dog_ by Norman Bridwell 9. _Walter the Farting Dog_ by William Kotzwinkle 10. _Lad: A Dog_ by Albert Payson Terhune Written in 1919. It’s the prototype for the genre. ---
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Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_ by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Go, Dog. Go!_ by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. _Clifford the Big Red Dog_ by Norman Bridwell 9. _Walter the Farting Dog_ by William Kotzwinkle 10. _Lad: A Dog_ by Albert Payson Terhune 11. _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone_ by J. K. Rowling ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13669 "2012-12-10T03:04:44Z")
Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_ by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Go, Dog. Go!_ by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. _Clifford the Big Red Dog_ by Norman Bridwell 9. _Walter the Farting Dog_ by William Kotzwinkle 10. _Lad: A Dog_ by Albert Payson Terhune 11. _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone_ by J. K. Rowling 12.\*\*\* Peter Pan\*\*\* by JM Barrie (Nana doesn’t die) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13670 "2012-12-10T03:06:06Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: > \ > 11. _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone_ by J. K. Rowling [nitpick] The book was “…Philosopher’s Stone” [/nitpick] ---
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> [@anyrose](#): > > [nitpick] The book was “…Philosopher’s Stone” [/nitpick] Oh, don’t start. In the US (which is where I’m from) it was the Sorcerer’s Stone. It’s not my fault they changed the title, but the title I reported was correct for the country I live in. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13672 "2012-12-10T10:07:07Z")
Children’s books featuring one or more dogs in which none of the dogs die: 1. _101 Dalmatians_ by Dodie Smith 2. _Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?_ by Dawn McMillan 3. _The Incredible Journey_ by Sheila Burnford 4. _My Senator and Me: A Dog’s Eye View of Washington, D.C._ by Edward M. Kennedy and David Small 5. _Lassie Come Home_ by Eric Knight 6. _Go, Dog. Go!_ by P.D. Eastman 7. _Don’t Lick the Dog_ by Wendy Wahman 8. _Clifford the Big Red Dog_ by Norman Bridwell 9. _Walter the Farting Dog_ by William Kotzwinkle 10. _Lad: A Dog_ by Albert Payson Terhune 11. _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone_ by J. K. Rowling 12.\*\*\* Peter Pan\*\*\* by JM Barrie (Nana doesn’t die) 12. _Harry the Dirty Dog_ by Gene Zion New category: Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13673 "2012-12-10T14:10:35Z")
Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in _ **Shrek;** _ The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) ---
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Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in _ **Shrek;** _ The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) ---
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Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in _ **Shrek;** _ The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) 4 “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” ---
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Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in _ **Shrek;** _ The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) 4 “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” 4. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) To this day, I can’t think of waffles without hearing Eddie Murphy’s voice saying that line. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13677 "2012-12-10T22:50:45Z")
Favorite lines from the _Shrek_ movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, _Shrek_ 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in _ **Shrek;** _ The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) 4 “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” 4. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, _Shrek_) 5. "Shrek: I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen? Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From _ **Shrek the 3rd** _) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13678 "2012-12-10T23:52:44Z")
Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Farquar 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. "Shrek: I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen? Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie ---
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Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, _Shrek_ 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has _already_ been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, _Shrek 2_ ---
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Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, Shrek 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has already been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, Shrek 2 9. “They say he only drinks whole milk!” - Puss, Puss in Boots ---
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Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, Shrek 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has already been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, Shrek 2 9. “They say he only drinks whole milk!” - Puss, Puss in Boots 10. “From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.” - Donkey, Shrek the Third [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=683) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=685)