# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 685
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13682 "2012-12-11T04:42:27Z")
Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, Shrek 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has already been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, Shrek 2 9. “They say he only drinks whole milk!” - Puss, Puss in Boots 10. “From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.” - Donkey, Shrek the Third 11. “Oh, you _can’t_ tell me you’re afraid of heights.” “No, I’m just a _little_ uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!” --Shrek and Donkey, _Shrek_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13683 "2012-12-11T15:57:51Z")
Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off Puss in Boots also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, Shrek 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has already been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, Shrek 2 9. “They say he only drinks whole milk!” - Puss, Puss in Boots 10. “From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.” - Donkey, Shrek the Third 11. “Oh, you _can’t_ tell me you’re afraid of heights.” “No, I’m just a _little_ uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!” --Shrek and Donkey, _Shrek_ 12. “Do the roar!” (repeated by obnoxious, gravel-voiced bratty kid in _ **Shrek: Forever After** _) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13684 "2012-12-11T16:08:52Z")
Favorite lines from the Shrek movies (spin-off _Puss in Boots_ also acceptable); please include the film name and characters 1. “It talks!” “Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the problem!” --Fiona and Shrek, Shrek 2. “No, no! Dead chick off the table!” (Shrek in Shrek; The dead chick is Snow White, whom the dwarves have placed on Shrek’s table in her glass coffin) 3. “That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!” (Donkey, Shrek) 4. “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” Lord Faarquad, Shrek 5. “…and tomorrow, I’m makin’ waffles!” (Donkey, Shrek) 6. Shrek: “I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?” Puss in Boots: "Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges… " (From Shrek the 3rd) 7. Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella! - Magic Mirror, first movie 8. “I’m sorry, but the role of annoying talking animal has already been taken!” --Donkey, re: Puss in Boots, Shrek 2 9. “They say he only drinks whole milk!” - Puss, _Puss in Boots_ 10. “From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.” - Donkey, _Shrek the Third_ 11. “Oh, you _can’t_ tell me you’re afraid of heights.” “No, I’m just a _little_ uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!” --Shrek and Donkey, _Shrek_ 12. “Do the roar!” (repeated by obnoxious, gravel-voiced bratty kid in _ **Shrek: Forever After** _) 13. “Join the club. We got jackets.” - Shrek, _Shrek 2_ Next category: Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. _Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13685 "2012-12-11T16:48:26Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. _Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia_ 2. _Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13686 "2012-12-11T17:06:02Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13687 "2012-12-11T17:54:45Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13688 "2012-12-11T18:15:26Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13689 "2012-12-11T20:50:06Z")
1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special ---
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1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II ---
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Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13692 "2012-12-11T22:36:22Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Jesus vs Santa: The Final Battle ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13693 "2012-12-11T22:37:43Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Sensei Mark’s Japan Studies Students Present “J-Pop America Fun Time Now Horiday Specialte-de” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13694 "2012-12-11T22:39:20Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Jesus vs Santa: The Final Battle 10. The 3 Wise Men Meet Hercules ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13695 "2012-12-11T23:55:24Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Jesus vs Santa: The Final Battle 10. The 3 Wise Men Meet Hercules 11. Fa-la-la-la Lady Gaga ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13696 "2012-12-12T00:31:16Z")
What am I, chopped liver? (see post [13692](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15787028&postcount=13692)) Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Sensei Mark’s Japan Studies Students Present “J-Pop America Fun Time Now Horiday Specialte-de” 10. Jesus vs Santa: The Final Battle 11. The 3 Wise Men Meet Hercules 12. Fa-la-la-la Lady Gaga ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13697 "2012-12-12T02:09:25Z")
Holiday TV specials that must never, ever be made 1. Mitt and Ann Romney’s Mormon Christmas Fantasia 2. Reindeer Can’t Fly: A Skeptic Looks at Christmas 3. Disney’s Christmas Without Commercialism 4. The Andy Williams Zombie Christmas Special 5. Lindsay Lohan Snorts Frosty the Snowman 6. The Jeffrey Dahmer Zombie Christmas Special 7. The Star Wars Christmas Special, Episode II 8. The YMCA Presents: Jerry Sandusky’s Happy-Playtime Hour Christmas Special 9. Sensei Mark’s Japan Studies Students Present “J-Pop America Fun Time Now Horiday Specialte-de” 10. Jesus vs Santa: The Final Battle 11. The 3 Wise Men Meet Hercules 12. Fa-la-la-la Lady Gaga 13. The Sammy Davis Jr. and Mohammed Ali White Christmas Special There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover 14. Just fake your own death, Seth ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13698 "2012-12-12T02:13:05Z")
There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover 1. Just fake your own death, Seth 2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13699 "2012-12-12T02:34:23Z")
OFF-GAME: Late addition to the Christmas Specials That Must Never, Ever Be Made: “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”: A Very Special Christmas Episode of _House, M.D._ ON-GAME: There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover 1. Just fake your own death, Seth 2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam. 3. Just move to France, Lance. (Are we doing actual song lyrics here or making up our own? :dubious: I’m a little confused.) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13700 "2012-12-12T02:58:11Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > OFF-GAME: > > Late addition to the Christmas Specials That Must Never, Ever Be Made: > > “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”: A Very Special Christmas Episode of _House, M.D._ > > ON-GAME: > There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover > > 1. Just fake your own death, Seth > 2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam. > 3. Just move to France, Lance. > (Are we doing actual song lyrics here or making up our own? :dubious: I’m a little confused.) We’re making up our own. Stay away Paul Simon. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/13701 "2012-12-12T03:18:19Z")
There Must be 13 Ways to Leave Your Lover 1. Just fake your own death, Seth 2. Drive off in the Ram, Sam. 3. Just move to France, Lance. 4. Ride out the Storm, Norm. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=684) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=686)