# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14322 "2013-02-17T18:41:51Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. Again? _SHEESH!!_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14323 "2013-02-17T18:45:24Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. Again? SHEESH!!
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14324 "2013-02-17T19:36:56Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14325 "2013-02-17T20:30:43Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14326 "2013-02-17T20:45:53Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14327 "2013-02-17T22:08:51Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14328 "2013-02-17T23:52:35Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14329 "2013-02-18T00:45:26Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
9. “Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14330 "2013-02-18T03:53:21Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
9. “Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”  
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10. “Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14331 "2013-02-18T04:28:54Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
9. “Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
10. “Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
11. “Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14332 "2013-02-18T05:09:35Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
9. “Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
10. “Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
11. “Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”
12. “Let’s mess with his head and vote him back into office.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14333 "2013-02-18T05:38:49Z")

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Overheard at the Papal Election Conclave

1. “Love your mitre! Where’d you get it?”
2. “Again? SHEESH!!”
3. “So what do we call Benedict now, anyways?”
4. “Frankly, Your Eminence, I really don’t want the job. I’ve never looked good in white.”
5. “At least now he’ll finally stop making that stupid ‘Eggs Me’ joke every time we go to IHOP.”
6. “Word from America is, Obama wants to be considered . . . AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
7. “Check it out, Dude, I borrowed my brother’s ID so I can vote.”
8. “Snicker… I put ‘Elmer Fudd’ on my ballot as a goof!”
9. “Another deadlock? This is the twelfth! Oh, all right, then… eenie, meenie, minie moe…”
10. “Okay, we just did a Polack and a Kraut, now can we go back to 500 years of Wops again?”
11. “Welcome to the Vatican guest quarters, Cardinal. Now, as to the choirboy assigned to your room, do you have any preferences as to age, nationality, build, accent, and so on…?”
12. “Let’s mess with his head and vote him back into office.”
13. “No, Simon Cowell doesn’t get a vote.”

New topic: Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14334 "2013-02-18T05:43:43Z")

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nm - Ninja’d

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14335 "2013-02-18T22:27:21Z")

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New topic: Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller  
(Not to imply that there was ever much of community that wanted to see Phyllis Diller pose, before or after the plastic surgeries, but as she had 5 kids apparently at least her first husband enjoyed it occasionally.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14336 "2013-02-19T01:07:02Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14337 "2013-02-19T01:40:18Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson
4. Jenny McCarthy

(Posed last year.)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14338 "2013-02-19T03:14:08Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson
4. Jenny McCarthy
5. Tiffany

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14339 "2013-02-19T20:47:03Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson
4. Jenny McCarthy
5. Tiffany
6. Terry Moore

1950s starlet and ex-consort of Howard Hughes who posed in 1984.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14340 "2013-02-19T21:13:35Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson
4. Jenny McCarthy
5. Tiffany
6. Terry Moore
7. Farrah Fawcett

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14341 "2013-02-21T00:48:35Z")

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Women who posed nude for Playboy years after nobody wanted to see them any more.

1. Nancy Sinatra
2. Phyllis Diller
3. La Toya Jackson
4. Jenny McCarthy
5. Tiffany
6. Terry Moore
7. Farrah Fawcett
8. Joan Collins

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