# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14682 "2013-03-11T15:53:51Z")

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Album Titles You Like (Whether or Not You Like the Music)

1. Intensities in Ten Cities by Ted Nugent
2. Out of the Blue by the Electric Light Orchestra
3. Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles
4. The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get by Joe Walsh
5. One Million Lawyers and Other Disasters by Tom Paxton
6. When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right by Fiona Apple
7. Nothing Matters and What If It Did? by John Cougar Mellencamp
8. I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance by Ke$ha
9. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar by Frank Zappa
10. Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One by The Kinks

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14683 "2013-03-11T15:54:19Z")

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Album Titles You Like (Whether or Not You Like the Music)

1. Intensities in Ten Cities by Ted Nugent
2. Out of the Blue by the Electric Light Orchestra
3. Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles
4. The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get by Joe Walsh
5. One Million Lawyers and Other Disasters by Tom Paxton
6. When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right by Fiona Apple
7. Nothing Matters and What If It Did? by John Cougar Mellencamp
8. I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance by Ke$ha
9. Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Pink Floyd
10. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar by Frank Zappa
11. Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One by The Kinks
12. Stereotomy by The Alan Parsons Project

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14684 "2013-03-11T15:54:58Z")

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Join Date: Apr 1999  
Album Titles You Like (Whether or Not You Like the Music)

1. Intensities in Ten Cities by Ted Nugent
2. Out of the Blue by the Electric Light Orchestra
3. Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles
4. The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get by Joe Walsh
5. One Million Lawyers and Other Disasters by Tom Paxton
6. When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right by Fiona Apple
7. Nothing Matters and What If It Did? by John Cougar Mellencamp
8. I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance by Ke$ha
9. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar by Frank Zappa
10. _ **How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All** _ by Firesign Theater

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14685 "2013-03-11T15:56:17Z")

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Album Titles You Like (Whether or Not You Like the Music)

1. \*\*\*Intensities in Ten Cities \*\*\*by Ted Nugent
2. \*\*\*Out of the Blue \*\*\*by the Electric Light Orchestra
3. _ **Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band** _ by the Beatles
4. _ **The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get** _ by Joe Walsh
5. \*\*\*One Million Lawyers and Other Disasters \*\*\*by Tom Paxton
6. _ **When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right** _ by Fiona Apple
7. _ **Nothing Matters and What If It Did?** _ by John Cougar Mellencamp
8. _ **I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance** _ by Ke$ha
9. _ **Piper at the Gates of Dawn** _, Pink Floyd
10. \*\*\*Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar \*\*\*by Frank Zappa
11. _ **Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One** _ by The Kinks
12. _ **Stereotomy** _ by The Alan Parsons Project
13. _ **How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All** _ by Firesign Theater

I’ll pass

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14686 "2013-03-11T15:57:36Z")

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Album Titles You Like (Whether or Not You Like the Music)

1. Intensities in Ten Cities by Ted Nugent
2. Out of the Blue by the Electric Light Orchestra
3. Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles
4. The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get by Joe Walsh
5. One Million Lawyers and Other Disasters by Tom Paxton
6. When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right by Fiona Apple
7. Nothing Matters and What If It Did? by John Cougar Mellencamp
8. I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance by Ke$ha
9. Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Pink Floyd
10. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar by Frank Zappa
11. Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One by The Kinks
12. Stereotomy by The Alan Parsons Project
13. How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All by Firesign Theater

Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14687 "2013-03-11T16:17:33Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14688 "2013-03-11T16:37:20Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14689 "2013-03-11T16:48:10Z")

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1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14690 "2013-03-11T16:49:39Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14691 "2013-03-11T17:20:11Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14692 "2013-03-11T17:26:09Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14693 "2013-03-11T17:58:11Z")

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Next Up: Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14694 "2013-03-11T18:00:33Z")

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Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain
9. John F. Kennedy

[http://www.aspiringgentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jfk-cigar.jpg](http://www.aspiringgentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jfk-cigar.jpg)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14695 "2013-03-11T18:03:04Z")

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Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain
9. [John F. Kennedy](http://www.aspiringgentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jfk-cigar.jpg)
10. [Bill Cosy](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78qlmqrlx1r35khvo1_500.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14696 "2013-03-11T18:22:00Z")

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Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain
9. John F. Kennedy
10. Bill Cosby
11. U.S. Grant

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/US_Grant_Vanity_Fair_1_June_1872.JPG) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/US_Grant_Vanity_Fair_1_June_1872.JPG)

Alas, it eventually killed him…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14697 "2013-03-11T18:29:38Z")

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Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain
9. John F. Kennedy
10. Bill Cosby
11. U.S. Grant
12. Logan (a/k/a Wolverine)

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14698 "2013-03-11T18:39:49Z")

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Famous cigar smokers, past or present

1. Groucho Marx
2. Sigmund Freud
3. The Comedian (“Watchmen” character)
4. Winston Churchill
5. Bill Clinton
6. Michael Jordan
7. George Burns
8. Mark Twain
9. John F. Kennedy
10. Bill Cosby
11. U.S. Grant
12. Logan (a/k/a Wolverine)
13. Fidel Castro

Next topic:

Movies with major character in title

1. Schindler’s List

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14699 "2013-03-11T19:05:33Z")

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Movies with major character in title

1. Schindler’s List
2. Forrest Gump

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14700 "2013-03-11T19:05:47Z")

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Movies with major character in title

1. Schindler’s List
2. Forrest Gump
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/14701 "2013-03-11T19:43:48Z")

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Movies with major character in title

1. Schindler’s List
2. Forrest Gump
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
4. Sophie’s Choice

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