# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 764
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15262 "2013-03-29T23:20:04Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15263 "2013-03-29T23:29:19Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15264 "2013-03-29T23:30:46Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) ---
**Author:** ![applebetty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4af34b/32.png) [@applebetty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/applebetty)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15265 "2013-03-29T23:56:48Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush In my family, Easter was a fresh clean beginning. Hence the new clothes and shoes, and toiletry products (deodorant, toothpaste, etc.) along with a little candy. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15266 "2013-03-30T00:28:50Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15267 "2013-03-30T02:45:03Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15268 "2013-03-30T02:58:59Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles Not for me. But my sister loved dill pickles so she always got a jar of them in her Easter basket and Christmas stocking. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15269 "2013-03-30T03:21:08Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles 9. Love Awww… Sorry, but I couldn’t think of anything and wanted to keep the thread going. SFC Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15270 "2013-03-30T04:11:43Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles 9. Love 10. Gummy Bears ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15271 "2013-03-30T04:15:29Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles 9. Love 10. Gummy Bears 11. small toys ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15272 "2013-03-30T04:24:06Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles 9. Love 10. Gummy Bears 11. small toys 12. Painted hard-boiled eggs ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15273 "2013-03-30T04:27:45Z")
Things to add to a child’s Easter basket 1. Chocolate rabbit 2. Peeps 3. Jelly Beans 4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs (my personal favorite) 5. Toothbrush 6. Stuffed bunny 7. Green plastic “grass” 8. Pickles 9. Love 10. Gummy Bears 11. small toys 12. Painted hard-boiled eggs 13. Chocolates (for Mom) It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15274 "2013-03-30T04:30:10Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15275 "2013-03-30T04:38:14Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, _ **Surprise!!!** _ ETA: well, that might lead to death. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15276 "2013-03-30T04:40:10Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you thought you were going to score with, she’s scantily clad and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!! 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. SFC Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15277 "2013-03-30T04:44:35Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, _ **Surprise!!!** _ 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. 5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15278 "2013-03-30T05:16:13Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!! 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. 5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted. 6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15279 "2013-03-30T05:55:26Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!! 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. 5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted. 6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday. 7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15280 "2013-03-30T06:29:38Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!! 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. 5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted. 6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday. 7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother. 8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15281 "2013-03-30T06:33:23Z")
It’s my birthday today. 13 ways it can go wrong (not involving death) 1. My car can break down in expensive ways 2. You can get food poisoning from the icing on your cake 3. You sneak over to your buddy’s place with the hot secretary you’re hoping to score with, she’s dressed for sex in a hot number and draped all over you, and as you open the door your wife and friends all yell, Surprise!!! 4. Everybody thought you were born on a Leap Year and show up for the party tomorrow. 5. Your parents finally tell you, son, you were adopted. 6. Several people ask you how it feels to turn 50. You’re celebrating your 40th birthday. 7. Your wife is at the party, and people who don’t know her and see her at your side think she’s your mother. 8. Presents include paternity test showing child is not your own, odor eaters (maximum strength), and book entitled “How to live with STD’s” (given to you by spouse.) 9. Your Baker’s Dozen round stalls [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=763) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=765)