# Bakers Dozen
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 793
### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15842 "2013-04-22T01:44:56Z")
Cops Who Regularly Help/Hassle Fictional Detectives
1. Inspector Lestrade (Sherlock Holmes)
2. Nolan Page (Thomas Magnum)
3. Dennis Becker (Jim Rockford)
4. Sir Henry Clithering, Commissioner of Scotland Yard (ret’d); Miss Marple.
5. Det. Carlton Lassiter (Shawn Spencer)
6. Chief Paul Lannigan (Rabbi David Small)
7. Chief Fred Ottermole (Professor Peter Shandy)
8. Jonah Robb (Kinsey Milhone)
9. Capt. Leland Stottlemeyer (Adrian Monk)
10. Inspector Japp (Hercule Poirot)
11. Duke Lukela (Steve McGarrett)
12. Insp. Cramer (Nero Wolfe)
13. Lt. Martin Quirk (Spenser)
New topic: Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
14. Henry Morgan
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### Author:  [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15843 "2013-04-22T01:46:53Z")
New topic: Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15844 "2013-04-22T02:12:22Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15845 "2013-04-22T02:19:59Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stagger, stagger. Crawl, crawl…
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15846 "2013-04-22T02:22:16Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
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### Author:  [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15847 "2013-04-22T02:29:17Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
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### Author:  [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15848 "2013-04-22T03:00:54Z")
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15849 "2013-04-22T03:56:08Z")
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15850 "2013-04-22T04:12:19Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
9. Willie Stargell
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### Author:  [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15851 "2013-04-22T05:57:40Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
9. Willie Stargell
10. Captain William Kidd
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15852 "2013-04-22T06:00:38Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
9. Willie Stargell
10. Captain William Kidd
11. Edward England
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15853 "2013-04-22T07:33:04Z")
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
9. Willie Stargell
10. Captain William Kidd
11. Edward England
12. The Dread Pirate Roberts
Who was an actual historical person and not just a William Goldman character
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15854 "2013-04-22T09:01:46Z")
Cool.
Famous pirates/privateers (real or fictional)
1. Henry Morgan
2. Captain Jack Sparrow
3. Edward Teach aka Blackbeard
4. Yellowbeard (Graham Chapman) - Stumble, stumble. Crawl, crawl…
5. Captain Fear
6. Roberto Clemente
7. Ken Lay/Jeff Skilling
8. The Pirate with a Scarf
9. Willie Stargell
10. Captain William Kidd
11. Edward England
12. The Dread Pirate Roberts (Who was an actual historical person and not just a William Goldman character)
13. Asad ‘Booyah’ Abdulahi, [Somali pirate, born 1966 and active today](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pirates#Piracy_in_the_20th_and_21st_centuries:_1901-)
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Favorite _ **Princess Bride** _ Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15855 "2013-04-22T11:10:32Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15856 "2013-04-22T11:17:38Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15857 "2013-04-22T11:19:06Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
4. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15858 "2013-04-22T12:02:02Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
4. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
5. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15859 "2013-04-22T12:08:59Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
4. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
5. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
6. He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15860 "2013-04-22T12:14:06Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
4. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
5. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
6. He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
7. I’m not left-handed either.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15861 "2013-04-22T12:15:56Z")
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
1. No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
2. You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
3. Inconceivable!
4. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
5. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
6. He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
7. I’m not left-handed either.
8. We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
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