# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15962 "2013-04-24T20:26:42Z")

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13 Dopers whose names are puns

1. Brujaja
2. CandidGamera
3. Heart of Dorkness
4. Sticks and Scones
5. Sue Duhnym
6. Wonderlust
7. Sicks Ate
8. Hugh Jass
9. Ellis Dee
10. Czarcasm
11. Tim R. Mortiss

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15963 "2013-04-24T22:47:28Z")

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13 Dopers whose names are puns

1. Brujaja
2. CandidGamera
3. Heart of Dorkness
4. Sticks and Scones
5. Sue Duhnym
6. Wonderlust
7. Sicks Ate
8. Hugh Jass
9. Ellis Dee
10. Czarcasm
11. Tim R. Mortiss
12. FinnAgain

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### Author: ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15964 "2013-04-24T22:54:28Z")

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13 Dopers whose names are puns

1. Brujaja
2. CandidGamera
3. Heart of Dorkness
4. Sticks and Scones
5. Sue Duhnym
6. Wonderlust
7. Sicks Ate
8. Hugh Jass
9. Ellis Dee
10. Czarcasm
11. Tim R. Mortiss
12. FinnAgain
13. Rachelellogram

New Thread: Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez) _The Great Brain at the Academy_ by John D. Fitzgerald

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### Author: ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15965 "2013-04-24T22:56:11Z")

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New Thread: Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez) _The Great Brain at the Academy_ by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape) _Harry Potter_ series

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15966 "2013-04-24T23:18:48Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez) The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape) Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy (Archie Comic Series)

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15967 "2013-04-24T23:34:49Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez) The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape) Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15968 "2013-04-25T00:19:12Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez) _The Great Brain at the Academy_ by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape) _Harry Potter_ series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy (_Archie_ Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), _Tom Brown’s Schooldays_ by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church) _Easy A_

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15969 "2013-04-25T00:45:44Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), _The Great Brain at the Academy_ by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), _Harry Potter_ series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (_Archie_ Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), _Tom Brown’s Schooldays_ by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), _Easy A_
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” _Star Trek: The Next Generation_

Although Capt. Picard played a more key role in helping Cadet Crusher see the light.

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15970 "2013-04-25T01:29:27Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), _The Great Brain at the Academy_ by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), _Harry Potter_ series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (_Archie_ Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), _Tom Brown’s Schooldays_ by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), _Easy A_
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” _Star Trek: The Next Generation_
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, _Star Trek (2009)_

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### Author: ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15971 "2013-04-25T03:08:22Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15972 "2013-04-25T03:22:59Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase
9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, _Ferris Bueller’s Day Off_.

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### Author: ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15973 "2013-04-25T03:26:28Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase
9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. Beaver Cleaver and Miss Landers, Leave it to Beaver

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### Author: ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15974 "2013-04-25T03:56:44Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase
9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. Beaver Cleaver and Miss Landers, Leave it to Beaver
11. Calvin and Miss Wormwood, _Calvin and Hobbes_

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### Author: ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15975 "2013-04-25T04:07:29Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase
9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. Beaver Cleaver and Miss Landers, Leave it to Beaver
11. Calvin and Miss Wormwood, Calvin and Hobbes
12. Jeff Spicoli and Mr. Hand, _Fast Times at Ridgemont High_

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### Author: ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15976 "2013-04-25T04:44:53Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald

2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series

3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)

4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes

5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A

6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation

7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)

8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase

9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

10. Beaver Cleaver and Miss Landers, Leave it to Beaver

11. Calvin and Miss Wormwood, Calvin and Hobbes

12. Jeff Spicoli and Mr. Hand, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

13. Vinny Barbarino and Mr. Kotter, _ **Welcome Back, Kotter** _  
New topic: Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties

14. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15977 "2013-04-25T04:46:33Z")

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Fictional Students and the Teachers Who Help/Hassle Them:

1. Tom Fitzgerald (Father Rodriguez), The Great Brain at the Academy by John D. Fitzgerald
2. Harry Potter (Severus Snape), Harry Potter series
3. Archie Andrews (and friends) Miss Grundy, (Archie Comic Series)
4. Tom Brown (Dr. Thomas Arnold), Tom Brown’s Schooldays by Thomas Hughes
5. Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone) and Mr Griffith (Thomas Haden Church), Easy A
6. Wesley Crusher and Adm. Brand, “The First Duty,” Star Trek: The Next Generation
7. James T. Kirk and Admiral Richard Barnett, Star Trek (2009)
8. John T. Hart and Professor Charles Kingsfield , The Paper Chase
9. Ferris Bueller and the econ teacher, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
10. Beaver Cleaver and Miss Landers, Leave it to Beaver
11. Calvin and Miss Wormwood, Calvin and Hobbes
12. Jeff Spicoli and Mr. Hand, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
13. Danny LaRusso (Ralph Macchio) and Mr. Keisuke Miyagi (Noriyuki “Pat” Morita), _The Karate Kid_: _“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.”_  
Next up:

Indy 500 Drivers who Never Won It (as of yet)

1. Marco Andretti

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15978 "2013-04-25T04:48:32Z")

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Ninja’d!

Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties

1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)

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### Author: ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15979 "2013-04-25T05:56:18Z")

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Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties

1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15980 "2013-04-25T06:02:40Z")

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Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties

1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15981 "2013-04-25T06:12:18Z")

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Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties

1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)

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