# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1581 "2010-10-20T03:03:17Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1582 "2010-10-20T03:21:37Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. 9. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1583 "2010-10-20T03:30:42Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. 9. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! 10. When I grow up, I want to be a principal…or a caterpillar. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1584 "2010-10-20T03:38:01Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. 9. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! 10. When I grow up, I want to be a principal…or a caterpillar. 11. That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1585 "2010-10-20T05:38:31Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumsisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. 9. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! 10. When I grow up, I want to be a principal…or a caterpillar. 11. That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! 12. Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1586 "2010-10-20T06:35:28Z")
[Ralph] Wiggumsisms 1. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. 2. Me fail English? That’s unpossible! 3. Hello! I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m gonna take out your liver bones! 4. I bent my wookie! 5. I cheated wrong! I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. 6. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. 7. When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University. 8. It tastes like burning. 9. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! 10. When I grow up, I want to be a principal…or a caterpillar. 11. That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! 12. Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking! 13. I like men now! (From the movie) Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1587 "2010-10-20T06:37:05Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1588 "2010-10-20T06:38:04Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1589 "2010-10-20T07:17:47Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1590 "2010-10-20T11:31:15Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1591 "2010-10-20T11:53:50Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1592 "2010-10-20T12:02:25Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1593 "2010-10-20T12:42:59Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. The Grateful Dead What? No cannibalism? What about the Fine Young Cannibals; don’t we have to feed them? Oh. Okay. Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1594 "2010-10-20T12:48:02Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker 9. Meatloaf ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1595 "2010-10-20T13:18:33Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker 9. Meatloaf 10. Green Jelly ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1596 "2010-10-20T13:24:47Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker 9. Meatloaf 10. Green Jelly 11. Lemon Jelly ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1597 "2010-10-20T13:31:19Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker 9. Meatloaf 10. Green Jelly 11. Lemon Jelly 12. Cherry Poppin Daddies ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1598 "2010-10-20T13:36:46Z")
Singers or Bands that have some kind of food in their name 1. Cream 2. Bread 3. Sugarland 4. Vanilla Fudge 5. Cake 6. Strawberry Alarm Clock 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers 8. T-Bone Walker 9. Meatloaf 10. Green Jelly 11. Lemon Jelly 12. Cherry Poppin Daddies 13. Smashing Pumpkins Authors who have written a series with at least five books: 1. C.S Lewis–Chronicles of Narnia ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1599 "2010-10-20T13:36:59Z")
Authors who have written a series of at least five books: 1. C.S. Lewis - Chronicles of Narnia 2. [Edward Stratemeyer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratemeyer_Syndicate) - Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, Tom Swift, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/1600 "2010-10-20T14:01:14Z")
Authors who have written a series of at least five books: 1. C.S. Lewis - Chronicles of Narnia 2. Edward Stratemeyer - Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, Tom Swift, etc. 3. Samuel Pepys - ten years worth of diaries [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=79) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=81)