# Bakers Dozen
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 800
### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15982 "2013-04-25T11:03:46Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15983 "2013-04-25T11:11:51Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15984 "2013-04-25T11:20:54Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
[You failed to specify _which_ kind of impressionist! :D]
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15985 "2013-04-25T11:56:27Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
9. Vincent van Gogh (flowers)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15986 "2013-04-25T11:58:00Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
9. Vincent van Gogh (flowers)
10. Andy Kaufman (Elvis Presley)
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15987 "2013-04-25T13:33:02Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
9. Vincent van Gogh (flowers)
10. Andy Kaufman (Elvis Presley)
11. Ryan Stiles (Carol Channing)
Best line - when impersonating Carol Channing on the Moon, said, “Why, it’s just as dry and barren as I am!”
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15988 "2013-04-25T14:01:32Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
9. Vincent van Gogh (flowers)
10. Andy Kaufman (Elvis Presley)
11. Ryan Stiles (Carol Channing)
12. Darrell Hammond (Bill Clinton)
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15989 "2013-04-25T14:03:52Z")
Famous Impressionists and one of their specialties
1. Frank Caliendo (John Madden)
2. Dana Carvey (George H. W. Bush)
3. Rich Little (Richard Nixon)
4. Vaughn Meader (John F Kennedy)
5. Kevin Spacey (Katharine Hepburn)
6. Frank Gorshin (James Cagney)
7. Mel Blanc (Barney Rubble)
8. Claude Monet (ponds)
9. Vincent van Gogh (flowers)
10. Andy Kaufman (Elvis Presley)
11. Ryan Stiles (Carol Channing)
12. Darrell Hammond (Bill Clinton)
13. Jon Lovitz (Mike Dukakis)
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Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15990 "2013-04-25T14:07:21Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15991 "2013-04-25T14:49:14Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
---
### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15992 "2013-04-25T15:00:49Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15993 "2013-04-25T17:16:13Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15994 "2013-04-25T17:43:03Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15995 "2013-04-25T17:47:14Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
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### Author:  [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15996 "2013-04-25T18:00:12Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15997 "2013-04-25T18:17:25Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
9. Shamrock Shakes made with only three leaf clovers.
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15998 "2013-04-25T19:05:24Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
9. Shamrock Shakes made with only three leaf clovers.
10. Inspired by Michael Bloomberg, Mayor McCheese has banned soft drink servings UNDER 32 ounces.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/15999 "2013-04-25T19:09:10Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
9. Shamrock Shakes made with only three leaf clovers.
10. Inspired by Michael Bloomberg, Mayor McCheese has banned soft drink servings UNDER 32 ounces.
11. Nobody talks about how all the cows were “relocated”
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/16000 "2013-04-25T19:51:03Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
9. Shamrock Shakes made with only three leaf clovers.
10. Inspired by Michael Bloomberg, Mayor McCheese has banned soft drink servings UNDER 32 ounces.
11. Nobody talks about how all the cows were “relocated”
12. Obesity results from Super Size items
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/16001 "2013-04-25T19:56:06Z")
Top complaints about the McCheese Administration
1. McDonaldland streets awash with rancid cheddar
2. McDonaldland’s ambassador to the French fried
3. rampant hamburglary out of control
4. Police officer Big Mac accused of racial profiling
5. Supposed elected leader is just a frontman for the clown who really runs things
6. Special sauce stains on blue dress
7. Grimace caught with hands in every pie
8. Old Fry Network covering up for what the Fry Guys really did to Birdie the Early Bird behind the shake machine.
9. Shamrock Shakes made with only three leaf clovers.
10. Inspired by Michael Bloomberg, Mayor McCheese has banned soft drink servings UNDER 32 ounces.
11. Nobody talks about how all the cows were “relocated”
12. Obesity results from Super Size items
13. **[14-Year-Old Hamburger Remains Surprisingly Unchanged](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/14-old-hamburger-remains-surprisingly-unchanged-200145374.html)**
13 Famous Female Scientists
1. Madame Curie
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