# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 992

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19823 "2013-09-13T05:55:40Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin

I think this is our third time on this one but what the heck.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19824 "2013-09-13T11:02:08Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19825 "2013-09-13T11:50:41Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19826 "2013-09-13T12:08:45Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19827 "2013-09-13T13:12:03Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19828 "2013-09-13T14:05:04Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19829 "2013-09-13T14:07:43Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19830 "2013-09-13T14:20:55Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19831 "2013-09-13T14:25:00Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji
10. iPod

😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19832 "2013-09-13T14:46:38Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji
10. iPod
11. Gala

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19833 "2013-09-13T14:49:34Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji
10. iPod
11. Crab

😃

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19834 "2013-09-13T15:00:32Z")

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Lines cut from Obama’s speech on Syria

1. Bashar, don’t make me get medieval on your ass.
2. Why… so… Syrian?
3. …even with their unpronounceable names…
4. Chemical weapons, yes, but not as bad as Biden’s farts during Cabinet meetings.
5. What do Damascus and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing … yet.
6. Sarin gas? Homey don’t play that.
7. The Nobel Committee just called; they want their prize back.
8. Syrian!? I thought you said “Sybian”!
9. “Oh, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyl… Bashar! I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets strategically bombed into compliance and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! Bitch!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19835 "2013-09-13T15:06:29Z")

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Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji
10. iPod
11. Crab
12. Pine

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19836 "2013-09-13T15:13:02Z")

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**Nobody** wanted to be the first to say Red Delicious? Okay…

Apple varieties.

1. Granny Smith
2. Crispin
3. Gala
4. Ribston Pippin
5. Jazz
6. Russet
7. Braeburn
8. Zuccalmaglio’s Reinette
9. Fuji
10. iPod
11. Crab
12. Pine
13. Red Delicious  
New Topic: We already have Peek-a-poos (Pekingese-poodle mixes), Labradoodles (Labrador-poodle mixes), Puggles (Beagle-pug mixes). Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed
14. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)

New Topic: Cute Names For New Dog Hybrids (We already have

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19837 "2013-09-13T15:29:01Z")

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New Topic: We already have Peek-a-poos (Pekingese-poodle mixes), Labradoodles (Labrador-poodle mixes), Puggles (Beagle-pug mixes). Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19838 "2013-09-13T15:57:22Z")

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Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)
3. And its cousin, the Jackshih-tzu (Jack Russell Terrier and Shih-tzu mix)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19839 "2013-09-13T16:40:52Z")

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Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)
3. And its cousin, the Jackshih-tzu (Jack Russell Terrier and Shih-tzu mix)
4. Poo-Pit (poodle - pit bull mix)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19840 "2013-09-13T16:46:03Z")

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Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)
3. And its cousin, the Jackshih-tzu (Jack Russell Terrier and Shih-tzu mix)
4. Poo-Pit (poodle - pit bull mix)
5. Gin & Tonic (Jindo - Tornjak mix)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19841 "2013-09-13T16:49:57Z")

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Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)
3. And its cousin, the Jackshih-tzu (Jack Russell Terrier and Shih-tzu mix)
4. Poo-Pit (poodle - pit bull mix)
5. Gin & Tonic (Jindo - Tornjak mix)
6. Chiquita (Chihuahua and Akita mix)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/19842 "2013-09-13T17:22:28Z")

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Make Up Your Own Name For a New Dog Hybrid breed

1. Chiweiweimaraner (Chihuahua-Weimaraner mix)
2. Bullshih-tzu (Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix)
3. And its cousin, the Jackshih-tzu (Jack Russell Terrier and Shih-tzu mix)
4. Poo-Pit (poodle - pit bull mix)
5. Gin & Tonic (Jindo - Tornjak mix)
6. Chiquita (Chihuahua and Akita mix)
7. Jackal (Jack Russell Terrier and Beagle)

I actually knew a guy who was cross-breeding these in an attempt to create a new breed so I suggested the name to him.

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