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13 Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act I, Scene III)

13 Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act I, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)

13 Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act I, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)

13 Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)

I was actually irked when I watched a recent production that deleted that line; 'That that is is" is one of favorite Shakespearean quotettes.

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)
  9. “I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know.” (Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II)

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)
  9. “I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know.” (Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II)
  10. "If I say sooth, I must report they were as cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1)

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)
  9. “I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know.” (Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II)
  10. "If I say sooth, I must report they were as cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1)
  11. “Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss” (Pericles, Prince of Tyre, Act 1, Scene 2)

I figure any quote from Pericles counts as less common.

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)
  9. “I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know.” (Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II)
  10. "If I say sooth, I must report they were as cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1)
  11. “Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss” (Pericles, Prince of Tyre, Act 1, Scene 2)
  12. “The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not mov’d with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.” (The Merchant of Venice, Act V, Scene i, 83-85)

Less common quotes from Shakespeare

  1. “I’ll lug the guts into the neighbour room.” (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 4)
  2. “My cherry lips have often kissed thy stones” (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)
  3. “The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief” (Othello, Act 1, Scene III)
  4. “I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.” (Lucio in Measure for Measure, Act V)
  5. “Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 1, Scene 3)
  6. “'T is a naughty night to swim in.” (King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4)
  7. "For, as the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, “That that is is.” (Twelfth Night, Act 4, Scene 2)
  8. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” (The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2)
  9. “I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know.” (Mark Antony in Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II)
  10. "If I say sooth, I must report they were as cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1)
  11. “Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss” (Pericles, Prince of Tyre, Act 1, Scene 2)
  12. “The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not mov’d with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.” (The Merchant of Venice, Act V, Scene i, 83-85)
  13. “Devise, wit; write, pen; for I am for whole volumes in folio.” (Love’s Labour’s Lost – Act I, Scene II)

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