# Bald heads and pubic mounds. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966 "2011-03-25T14:08:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/21 "2011-03-25T18:32:34Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > Then, just to be SFW, how about a picture of an Ewok with his lips pursed? Alrighty then. here’s your [Ewok](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_mound). Glad to oblige. 🙂 Note: Link NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/22 "2011-03-25T19:16:48Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Alrighty then. here’s your Ewok. > Glad to oblige. 🙂 You may want to label that nsfw lest someone click on the link while in the wrong company. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/23 "2011-03-25T19:26:20Z")
> [@dawson](#): > > You may want to label that nsfw lest someone click on the link while in the wrong company. Yup – when in doubt, **mangeorge** , pls. err on the side of caution. Putting a link in a spoiler box suffices to comply with the two-click rule for NSFW links. Thanks, **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/24 "2011-03-25T19:42:48Z")
:: prefers a nice natural bush :: I have wondered for a while where the cultural impetus comes from to shave the mound. It’s not the sort of thing that’s on public display, or that a perhaps-soon-to-be lover can inquire about; by the time you find out, you’re already well into the relationship. So “I have to look good when I’m out searching” isn’t driving it, as it might with sleeveless tops and exposed underarms. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/25 "2011-03-25T20:12:36Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Yup – when in doubt, **mangeorge** , pls. err on the side of caution. Putting a link in a spoiler box suffices to comply with the two-click rule for NSFW links. > > Thanks, > > **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator Not a problem. I’ll go see how to do that. I sometimes don’t realize that some are offended by things that seem completely inoffensive to me. I should have hesitated a moment longer. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/26 "2011-03-25T21:31:29Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Not a problem. I’ll go see how to do that. I sometimes don’t realize that some are offended by things that seem completely inoffensive to me. I should have hesitated a moment longer. It’s not a matter of offense! Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/27 "2011-03-25T23:26:06Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > It’s not a matter of offense! Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them. Clinical? I think the point is that someone _at work_ may be offended. I forgive you for your nasty retort, even though it was uncalled for and the problem is over. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/28 "2011-03-25T23:58:02Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Clinical? I think the point is that someone _at work_ may be offended. > I forgive you for your nasty retort, even though it was uncalled for and the problem is over. That was not nasty, and you’ve missed the point. I agree that it is over. ---
**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/29 "2011-03-26T00:03:27Z")
I had no idea male pattern baldness was a problem ewoks faced. Poor little things. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/30 "2011-03-26T00:22:54Z")
I would have thought mange would be a bigger problem among Ewoks. I’ll continue to shave my head until I’m old enough that white hair looks appropriate. As for the rest, I prefer the occasional topiary as opposed to clear-cutting. For myself, that is. Females can clear-cut and I’ll like it. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/31 "2011-03-26T00:29:58Z")
I myself PREFER pubes on a woman, cuz, well, she’s a WOMAN. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/32 "2011-03-26T00:38:53Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > Members can get busted at work or otherwise embarrassed opening links like that, no matter how clinical you may dub them. Bald, shaved, trimmed, or natural; I prefer subtitles to dubbing. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/33 "2011-03-26T00:42:04Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > As with so many controversial entities, the bush has had its history rewritten to current norms. Although in reality it flourished from time immemorial well into the 1990s, it is portrayed today as a “70s thing,” possibly by misinformed individuals who see an aesthetic kinship to shag carpeting. LOL! ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/34 "2011-03-26T00:46:22Z")
There’s plenty of porn out there featuring pubes. If you’re into that. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/35 "2011-03-26T01:52:07Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > There’s plenty of porn out there featuring pubes. If you’re into that. Well, old mangeorge here thought that image was pretty, uh, clinical (if that’s the word) and not at all stimulating. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/36 "2011-03-26T21:47:01Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > That means quite a lot of young women wearing low-cut pants and such. I exaggerate only _slightly_ about the “pubic mound” exposure. > Hold your breath; > [http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/4d/1/AAAAC0IYepQAAAAAAE0YNw.jpg?v=1242773701000](http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/4d/1/AAAAC0IYepQAAAAAAE0YNw.jpg?v=1242773701000) > 😉 Oh, you’re referring to the whore-cut jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/37 "2011-03-26T22:11:28Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Oh, you’re referring to the whore-cut jeans. What a whorable thing to say! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/38 "2011-03-26T23:25:05Z")
When I was in my twenties I knew a girl who had a pair of jeans whose zipper went all the way from the front waistband, under the nasty bits, and then to the rear waistband. Yep, when unzipped all the way you wound up with two seperate halves. I can hardly type just thinking about it. 🙂 I wonder if I can find such a thing on the internet. The jeans, not the girl. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/39 "2011-03-27T00:31:43Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > When I was in my twenties I knew a girl who had a pair of jeans whose zipper went all the way from the front waistband, under the nasty bits, and then to the rear waistband. Yep, when unzipped all the way you wound up with two seperate halves. > I can hardly type just thinking about it. 🙂 > I wonder if I can find such a thing on the internet. The jeans, not the girl. Here are 4 pages worth > **[Tight Jeans Fashion - Zip Around Jeans](http://tightjeans.co/gal1/index.html)** > > Tight Jeans Dot Com is a website for those interested in the fashion of womans / girls Tight Jeans of yesterday and today. So please come join us and see how you might be able to contribute to our little Tight Jeans community. Always looking for... Google “zip around jeans” ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966/40 "2011-03-27T01:01:39Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Here are 4 pages worth > > [Tight Jeans Fashion - Zip Around Jeans](http://tightjeans.co/gal1/index.html) > > Google “zip around jeans” Now that’s what I’m talking about! 😃 I’d almost forgotten that women used to have hips. And actual legs! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bald-heads-and-pubic-mounds/575966.md?page=3)