# Baldness

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 18, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247 "2002-04-18T02:09:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![padabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@padabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/padabe)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/21 "2002-04-19T05:37:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gex gex \*  
> \*\*name one rock god who’s been bald. \*\*

Billy Corgan? He looks _much_ better bald, too, absolutely.

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**Author:** ![Tarkus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tarkus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarkus)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/22 "2002-04-19T11:44:23Z")

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In my paranoia, I believe that _they_ already have a way to prevent hair loss but they’re not releasing it because; think of all the revenue lost from the creams, rugs, surgeries, razors, hats etc. It’s mind boggling. I’m losing hair just thinking about. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/23 "2002-04-19T13:03:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gex gex \*  
> \*\*name one rock god who’s been bald. \*\*

Well, there’s Rob Halford. Formerly of Judas Preist.

And the scary looking dude from Midnight Oil.

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/24 "2002-04-19T15:34:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*  
> Well, there’s Rob Halford. Formerly of Judas Preist.
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> And the scary looking dude from Midnight Oil. \*\*

Peter Garrett.

Also, Ed Wotzhisface from Live.

Although he sucks and is probably just trying to look like Michael Stipe.

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**Author:** ![Tarkus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tarkus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarkus)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/25 "2002-04-19T15:57:59Z")

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We’re letting the conversation stray here.

It just seems to be a simple thing if one were to look at why most women DON’T lose their hair and most men DO lose some, just take whatever guck is in a women, put it into a man and voila’ - hairy heads all over the place.

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/26 "2002-04-19T16:04:34Z")

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**Tarkus** , if it will help you to feel better about being bald, I will shave my head for you. (I am a woman, of course.)

Now, the other part of the bargain is that you have to wear a maxi pad 7 days out of every 28.

I’m sure you’ll do that in the interest of equality between the sexes, right? 😛

p.s. Bald men are sexy.

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**Author:** ![Tarkus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tarkus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarkus)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/27 "2002-04-19T16:10:32Z")

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Hey, for a full head of hair, I’ll sit on a pillow for one week a month. 🙂

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/28 "2002-04-19T22:58:24Z")

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Most people are more bald on their body than hairy.

Some bald guys wear hats & some not bald guys  
shave to be bald.

Someone said bald is more sexy cause there is more tactile sensation. Hmm

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/29 "2002-04-20T20:19:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Violet \*  
> \*\*Bald _can_ be cool: 🆒 \*\*

Bald may be cool, but balled is better. 😃

Actually, my dad had a healthy outlook about it. He’d say, “I’ve just got a little less hair to comb…and a little more face to wash!”

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/30 "2002-04-20T20:23:51Z")

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mmmmmm…bald men.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/31 "2002-04-20T22:53:54Z")

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I’m now bald by choice. Not because my hair was thinning or anything. It’s just easier to take care of scalp than hair.

And “bald is sexy” is **not** an old wives’ tale! The first bear party I went to after I shaved my head for the first time, I practically had to keep a schedule to fit in all the people who wanted some alone-time with me. Which was definitely a change from previous bear parties…

jayjay

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/32 "2002-04-21T02:06:41Z")

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All things equal, I’d rather have hair.

I have friends with high blood pressure and diabetes. Of the choices, I’ll take the baldness. Hey, someone in this thread has already suggested I shave off the fringe. (Maybe I will someday). I am not takling a drug the rest of my life to have hair.

Tarkus - baldness is largely due to testosterone side products. It is kinda what makes the diff? Also why post menopausal women frequently have thin hair. I guess if the bald guys took enough estogen to counteract it, they’d have their hair. And need a bra.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/33 "2002-04-21T03:16:08Z")

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Anyone want my hair? I mean, I have to shave it off like every three days or so, and it’s a bit of a hassle. So if someone could just take MY hair, we’d both be happy.

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/34 "2002-04-21T03:27:36Z")

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There’s a more-or-less infallible method to prevent (though not reverse) male baldness – castration.

For some reason, it’s never become fashionable.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/35 "2002-04-21T03:37:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*And “bald is sexy” is **not** an old wives’ tale! The first bear party I went to after I shaved my head for the first time, I practically had to keep a schedule to fit in all the people who wanted some alone-time with me. Which was definitely a change from previous bear parties…
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> jayjay \*\*

What, pray tell, is a bear party?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/36 "2002-04-21T03:54:18Z")

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[One take](http://www.bearyouth.org/info/definitions.htm) on “bears.”

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/37 "2002-04-21T04:45:46Z")

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Thanks for the answer to my question.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baldness/104247/38 "2002-04-21T05:00:03Z")

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I like close-cut hair—the balding comb-over thing has got to be the worst look a man can sport.  
I dated a man with an excellent hairpiece that fooled me for about a month. I finally got him to show up for a date without the rug and later got him to cut his hair really really short.  
Then I got him another girl and started to date a really bald guy, shiny scalp and everything.  
Some girls like bald men.

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