# Ball Saw

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2005, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348 "2005-06-15T06:48:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/1 "2005-06-15T06:48:00Z")

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[I don’t think any further comment is necessary.](http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7520733750&fromMakeTrack=true)

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/2 "2005-06-15T07:41:06Z")

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Ah, it saws _balls_ AND _knobs_. Why didn’t you say so.

_Notes insight into **Tuckerfan’s** Ebay search habits._

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/3 "2005-06-15T18:46:31Z")

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“Huh huh huh. Knob. Huh huh huh.”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/4 "2005-06-15T18:48:54Z")

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I feel sorry for any Mohel that’s gotta carry that up more than one flight of stairs.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/5 "2005-06-15T19:10:48Z")

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No less impressive, it’s a 100 pound ball saw!

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/6 "2005-06-15T20:02:00Z")

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I’ll take “Accidents Waiting to Happen” for $1600, Alex.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/7 "2005-06-15T20:02:51Z")

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What I really need is something that will let me twist off nuts. Like an adjustable wrench or something.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/8 "2005-06-15T20:10:48Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> What I really need is something that will let me twist off nuts. Like an adjustable wrench or something.

They’re commonly known as divorce attorneys. 🆒

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/9 "2005-06-15T20:13:47Z")

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Maybe you could grip them by the husk.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ball-saw/308348/10 "2005-06-15T20:14:40Z")

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**Dances** , I just pissed my pants. This is your fault! I can hardly wait til mine gets in “full swing.”