Good thing then, that I didn’t just get on the phone with my friends the second I heard this. That would have spread the rumor, and despite my best wishes to find out more about it, I would have done nothing but spread the rumor further. However, I didn’t. Nor did I go to Usenet. Instead, I went to a message board, made largely of smart people who live in other states, unconnected to this event, who could give me some perspective.
Take a chill pill, Freud.