# Bamadope III? (AL and surrounding states)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 13, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275 "2001-10-13T18:05:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/181 "2001-12-05T03:05:55Z")

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Ok ok _okay_!  
I’m there already!

And totally forget about me being anybody’s designated driver. That would be like Courtney Love holding everybody’s stash. Let’s not do that!

But I don’t need anybody being the Good Sam. I can pay my own way, but really can’t do the Dirty Santa present thing. Just too many kids here and this is too close after Christmas for my wallet. ☹

I’m there. And I promise to behave. :rolleyes:

[sub] Well, I promise not to knock any dishes out of any waitpersons’ hands. If they’ll hurry back with my drink, that is…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/182 "2001-12-05T04:02:47Z")

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It’s okay about the Secret Santa thing, Silky. I understand completely.

\<glurge\>  
Really, your showing up at this 'Fest is gift enough for me.  
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/183 "2001-12-05T04:05:04Z")

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Don’t count **gooti** and I out yet. Still waiting for plans to develop. We’ll keep checking on this thread.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/184 "2001-12-05T04:07:30Z")

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Oh, okay. Cool. Thanks mouthbreather.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/185 "2001-12-05T04:27:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*Who is Coming to Bamadope? (Inquiring minds want to know.)
> 
> The pretty-much definites:
> 
> Me (Your Messiah)  
> N0sfura2 (Dracula)  
> Simetra (Romeo)  
> Serendipity (Juliet)  
> bobkitty (Lady Godiva)  
> Superdude (Don Juan DeMarco)  
> Osip (Osip Mandelstam…duh!)  
> Fiver (Lord Byron)  
> swampbear (I couldn’t think of anything cool for you. Sorry.)
> 
> Those who’d better come:  
> Lsura (She is the Carbreaker.)  
> SilkyThreat (She is the Platebreaker.)  
> thinksnow (He is the Heartbreaker.)  
> inertia (Who is this person?)  
> Krotchkritter (He/she/it is from Tennessee. We will have pity on him/her/it.)
> 
> Those who are BAD PEOPLE and Santa will NOT visit them:  
> dqa (You get coal.)  
> Monster104 (You get switches…as long as I get to use them on you! ;))  
> Saint Zero & Juliana (You get Kentucky and that’s punishment enough.) \*\*

Wow. I don’t even rate a mention anymore. Not even in the BAAAAD list. (Oooooo!) ☹

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/186 "2001-12-05T04:48:02Z")

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Oh shit. Just like me to forget someone. ☹ Sorry Ogre. Which list do you fit in?

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/187 "2001-12-05T04:56:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*Oh shit. Just like me to forget someone. ☹ Sorry Ogre. Which list do you fit in? \*\*

No problem. I’m afraid I still fit into the Bad List. I’ll be on vacation (or I hope to God I’ll be on vacation…may the almighty employer relent) right after Christmas.

How the mighty Wizard has fallen.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/188 "2001-12-05T15:16:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*bobkitty (Lady Godiva) \*\*

Okay, you’re just gonna have to get together with **Fiver** and work this out. You want me to be Lady Godiva, he wants me to wear my leather pants. Can’t do both, folks! And I imagine I can’t do the former in public. 😉

YAY! **Silky** is gonna be there!! Woo hoo!

So, when do we get our Santa assignments? Huh? Huh?

-BK

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/189 "2001-12-05T15:29:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> > \*\*bobkitty (Lady Godiva) \*\*
> 
> Okay, you’re just gonna have to get together with **Fiver** and work this out. You want me to be Lady Godiva, he wants me to wear my leather pants. Can’t do both, folks! And I imagine I can’t do the former in public. 😉
> 
> -BK \*\*

Well, I’d suggest wearing the leather pants for **Fiver** , and being Lady Godiva for me later on…😉

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**Author:** ![45ACP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/e5b9ba/32.png) [@45ACP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/45ACP)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/190 "2001-12-05T16:30:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ogre \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> > \*\*Oh shit. Just like me to forget someone. ☹ Sorry Ogre. Which list do you fit in? \*\*
> 
> No problem. I’m afraid I still fit into the Bad List. \*\*

OOOH! OOOH! **Nocturne** , I can’t be there either! Put me on the Bad List with **Ogre**!

(This is pathetic, I know, but I so crave validation as a Bamadoper that I want to be on ANY list, even if it IS the Bad List.)

45ACP

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/191 "2001-12-06T00:10:58Z")

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Off to the bad list 45… but you best make an effort to make the first avalible Alabama Dopefest in 2002.

there you have been recogniezed happy?

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/192 "2001-12-06T00:21:01Z")

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Bah…as soon as the rest of the people confirm that they will show or not show, I’ll make up the Secret Santa list, unless whoever’s still iffy wants to forfeit Secret Santa.

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**Author:** ![45ACP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/e5b9ba/32.png) [@45ACP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/45ACP)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/193 "2001-12-06T03:37:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Osip \*  
> \*\*…there you have been recogniezed happy? \*\*

Wellllll…no. But, that’s OK–BDIII is much more important than my happiness. (As for 2002, I suggest we have it in my office so my attendance will be assured. “Paper cups FULL of water for all, fellow Dopers!”)

45

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/194 "2001-12-06T04:23:26Z")

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**bobkitty** can go with the Lady Godiva thing with my blessing, because it now looks like I can’t make it after all.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/195 "2001-12-06T05:01:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fiver \*  
> \*\ ***bobkitty** can go with the Lady Godiva thing with my blessing, because it now looks like I can’t make it after all. \*\*

Does this mean Bobkitty will need someone to “entertian” her? _ponder_

Well, I am really glad Silky is coming she is SO very cool to talk to and be around. But if silky starts thowing things and such I can MAYBE keep Bobkitty from feeling too lonely 🙂

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/196 "2001-12-06T05:35:24Z")

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**Osip** , for your post, stamped 12:01 AM, being the first to break the [SDMB No-Flirting Day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102587) treaty.

Just BTW.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/197 "2001-12-06T06:27:03Z")

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JESUS CHRIST.

Okay, you know what? I’m stressed out–I’ve been dumped and I’m trying to work things out, I have finals, I’m in TWO shows that I have to rehearse for, plus I have A LOT of schoolwork and other miscellaneous things to do at this time, so I don’t think I’m going to be putting a Secret Santa list together any time soon because apparently very few people can confirm and STAY confirmed.

Or maybe we should just call off the whole Secret Santa thing. I don’t care.

Just figure out if you’re coming or not and WHERE you WANT to EAT, PLEASE.

Thanks…\<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/198 "2001-12-06T13:49:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\ ***Osip** , for your post, stamped 12:01 AM, being the first to break the [SDMB No-Flirting Day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102587) treaty.
> 
> Just BTW. \*\*

Treaty? what treaty? Hell I signed no treaty. Hell I dodged opening that thread because, frankly, I figured it would have been a joke thread full of flirting.

You mean it was serious?

Well, damn and I busted up the treaty on accident.

Does this mean Coldie Clogs is going to wait till I get trashed and leave me in the bad part of town next time I am in Amsterdamn?

Oh well 😃 I guess if your gonna screw up do it right.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/199 "2001-12-06T14:29:33Z")

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\<proceeding slowly, wringing his hat in his hands\>

Uh, it’s been brought to my attention that, being on E.S.T., I was an hour early in my proclamation (as the Reader is on Central time.) **Osip** , I beg of you, forgive me this libel, as it was not an accusation so much as a nod to the idea…

**Noct** , you are doing a fine job with everything, stress not, these Fests have a way of working themselves out. Secret Santa will too. If nothing else, we can all throw names in a hat when we get there, pull them out at random and then leave the presents in one place for people to gather up and try to figure out who gave who what. Hmmm, that made sense in my head…

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/200 "2001-12-07T00:00:48Z")

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No problem Mr Snow, Heck I did not know what the hell you were talking about.

Glad I was cleared, I had nightmares of waking up from a blackout somewhere in Amsterdamn, dressed in a pink Tu-Tu in a transverstites apartment.

Not that I am saying Coldie would ever do that. but, take chances?

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