# Bamadope III? (AL and surrounding states)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 13, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275 "2001-10-13T18:05:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/161 "2001-11-27T21:56:22Z")

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I’ve now figured out my holiday plans right through until my birthday. However, I’m not even going to be in the right half of the country for Bamadope. I may be passing through on January 3, but that depends on the driving route my father comes up with for me to go from New York to Mississippi. And I couldn’t stay long enough to do anything, anyway, as on January 4 I intend to get up at midnight and start driving to Texas. So no Bamadope for me.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/162 "2001-11-27T22:05:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
> **Shall I be expecting you to attend dinner Friday evening? We can push it to, say, 8 or 9-ish**

I appreciate that, but chances are I couldn’t be there before midnight Friday night. And probably closer to 1 or 2am. So y’all have dinner without me. I’ll try to find something to do, and someplace to go until Saturday’s festivities. ☹

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/163 "2001-11-28T02:01:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> **bobkitty, as long as I don’t scream “FUCK YOU!” and storm out of the restaurant, I think we’ll be okay.**

Aww, c’mon. Okay… how about you scream “FUCK ME!” and storm out of the restaurant with me in tow? 😉

**Supe** , I’m gonna make a suggestion here, and feel free to reject it soundly. Since festivities in AL don’t start til afternoon, why don’t you show up at the Kitty House whenever you get in Friday? I have a feeling that those of us who collect there will be up relatively late, so even if it’s 2 or so it’s not a huge deal. Unless of course you’re just trying to nicely blow me off, which is perfectly [sub]un[/sub]acceptable. But I’d feel much better knowing you were safe and sound somewhere after that long drive. Just a suggestion.

-BK

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/164 "2001-11-28T02:20:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\ ***bobkitty** , as long as I don’t scream “FUCK YOU!” and storm out of the restaurant, I think we’ll be okay.
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You won’t have to worry about that, **Noc**. If I DO get to make the sojourn to T-town, it will be without Mr.Silky. 😉

I’m thinking about it. I’m still a maybe, however. Let’s see if any relatives feel like giving money to po’ ol’ me this Christmas!

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/165 "2001-11-28T04:19:04Z")

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**bobkitty** :

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> I got the _cutest_ leather pants last time I was out there,

You will wear them when I see you.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/166 "2001-11-28T13:46:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
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> **Supe** , I’m gonna make a suggestion here, and feel free to reject it soundly. Since festivities in AL don’t start til afternoon, why don’t you show up at the Kitty House whenever you get in Friday? I have a feeling that those of us who collect there will be up relatively late, so even if it’s 2 or so it’s not a huge deal. Unless of course you’re just trying to nicely blow me off, which is perfectly [sub]un[/sub]acceptable. But I’d feel much better knowing you were safe and sound somewhere after that long drive. Just a suggestion.
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> -BK \*\*

That’s really cool of you to do. Consider it accepted. You’ll have to email me an address so that I can get directions. Thanks, doll. 😉

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/167 "2001-11-28T14:15:37Z")

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So many people to reply to…

**Silky** , consider me your patron if you need to. We _really_ want to bask in your presence, and if I need to shell out for marguaritas for it to happen, then consider it done.

**Fiver** … but… but… those are my _going out_ pants, and wouldn’t really be appropriate til Saturday evening. Besides, I have an even _cuter_ pair that tie at the waist and ankles; wouldn’t you rather I wear those? They look really nice with the knee-length black velvet coat…

**Super** … one email on its way. We’ll leave the light on for ya. May even save you a beer. 😉

So, who’s on for dinner Friday? Fiver? The newbie from Albany? Hey, Lsura, if you’re not helping move on Friday night you can stop in, it’s not that far a drive for ya.

-BK

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/168 "2001-11-28T14:27:05Z")

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Still a maybe.

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/169 "2001-11-28T15:48:56Z")

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I’m obviously not a maybe.

Jess and I can’t wait. 🙂

Send me an email with when/where when you get it worked out if you would please **Noc**.

😃

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/170 "2001-11-28T21:19:45Z")

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Well, sweethearts, as soon as you guys tell me who’s coming I can set up Secret Santa.

And if you would please voice an opinion concerning culinary tastes, I’d much appreciate it. That way I can set something up regarding that as well.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/171 "2001-11-28T22:06:01Z")

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Well, I’m more of a meat and potatoes kinda guy, but I’ll eat anything.

[sub]Looks suggestively at both Nocturne and bobkitty\*\*

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/172 "2001-11-30T00:09:34Z")

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**bobkitty** :

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> **Fiver** … but… but… those are my _going out_ pants, and wouldn’t really be appropriate til Saturday evening.

Are you talking back?

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/173 "2001-11-30T00:38:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \*  
> I’m thinking about it. I’m still a maybe, however. Let’s see if any relatives feel like giving money to po’ ol’ me this Christmas! \*\*

Well, silky, I would really really like to see you there.  
So, how about this.

I am gonna get smashed and could use a designated driver 🙂

I will even let ya drive my little shoebox if your nice 😉

Please do not force me to whine and plead.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/174 "2001-11-30T14:01:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fiver \*  
> \*\*Are you talking back? \*\*

Posssssssssssibly.

Would that be… _bad_?

**Osip** … BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I’d go with **Noc** as your DD, if I were you… clearly you’ve no idea about **Silky’s** talent with alcohol. ::snicker::

-BK

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/175 "2001-11-30T15:30:55Z")

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Osip wants ME to drive?

He he he…

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/176 "2001-11-30T15:35:07Z")

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Hey, **Nocturne** , you and I may be the only sober ones playing grabass. Not that that stops the groping or anything.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/177 "2001-12-01T00:01:21Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
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> **Osip** … BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I’d go with **Noc** as your DD, if I were you… clearly you’ve no idea about **Silky’s** talent with alcohol. ::snicker::
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> -BK \*\*

WHat the **HELL** was I thinking? Silky I retract the offer of you being a Designated Driver. But, do not fret, I believe you can help with the drinking 😉

Thanks for pointing out the error BK. Silky you gotta come. BK and I have both offered to buy you drinks.

Damn it Silky your to damn cool of a person not to have at a dopefest. If you do not come I’ll… I’ll … Ummm…  
I’ll drink your share of the booze!!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/178 "2001-12-03T15:21:13Z")

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I’ll offer to be a DD, since I don’t drink. That way, **Nocturne** and I can play grab-ass while sober.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/179 "2001-12-05T00:46:41Z")

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:::bump::

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iii-al-and-surrounding-states/87275/180 "2001-12-05T02:45:36Z")

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Who is Coming to Bamadope? (Inquiring minds want to know.)

The pretty-much definites:

Me (Your Messiah)  
N0sfura2 (Dracula)  
Simetra (Romeo)  
Serendipity (Juliet)  
bobkitty (Lady Godiva)  
Superdude (Don Juan DeMarco)  
Osip (Osip Mandelstam…duh!)  
Fiver (Lord Byron)  
swampbear (I couldn’t think of anything cool for you. Sorry.)

Those who’d better come:  
Lsura (She is the Carbreaker.)  
SilkyThreat (She is the Platebreaker.)  
thinksnow (He is the Heartbreaker.)  
inertia (Who is this person?)  
Krotchkritter (He/she/it is from Tennessee. We will have pity on him/her/it.)

Those who are BAD PEOPLE and Santa will NOT visit them:  
dqa (You get coal.)  
Monster104 (You get switches…as long as I get to use them on you! ;))  
Saint Zero & Juliana (You get Kentucky and that’s punishment enough.)

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