# Bamadope IV!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065 "2002-04-28T05:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/41 "2002-04-30T21:51:22Z")

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Oh, FINE. Get me where it hurts. But you owe me.

Here’s what I sent the lovely **Serendipity** …

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See, here’s what I’m thinking.

I’m thinking, what’s with all these other spoiled rotten Dopers getting multi-day 'fests, and us only getting a few measly hours?

I’m thinking, I’ve got Geo and Bill lined up for a 'Fest, and you can’t just spend a few hours with them.

I’m thinking, I’m gonna have this huge-ass house that needs Doper Blessings.

So…

I’m thinking a weekend-long BamaDope. Friday to Sunday. Friday night, dinner and movies and merriment at the Brand New Kitty House. Saturday, breakfast at the Kitty House, then travel into B’ham for shopping and hanging and eating and drinking merriment. Back to the Kitty House in the weeeeeeeee hours of Sunday morning. Sunday, brunch at the Kitty House followed by sad, tear-filled goodbyes. Chauffering to and from the B’ham or Atlanta airports for those coming in from Outside.

Yes, you heard it here first. The Brand New Kitty House will be available for BamaDope IV. Space enough to sleep many, many, many a Doper. And for those rugged outdoors-Dopers, there’s camping in the 16-acre back yard.

That July weekend sounds fine. I would strongly recommend the 10th of August, however… as I have an overwhelming need to meet **Zappo**. 😃

Happy now, **Osip**?

-BK

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/42 "2002-04-30T21:52:27Z")

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YAY! I just found out **BK** ’s Super Secret Best Fest Ever plan, and it rocks. 😃 If it works out (and I check on one last thing), I’ll be there.

[sub] Aren’t y’all jealous you didn’t join me in the corner now?[/sub] 😉

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/43 "2002-04-30T21:54:40Z")

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OK, so you don’t have to be jealous anymore, since I was a minute late in posting. Anyway, I think **bobkitty** ’s idea is just about perfect. (I almost typed “purrfect.” Wow. I’m such a loser. ;))

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/44 "2002-04-30T22:15:24Z")

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I’d really like to attend, **but** : I’ll be out of this area for an extended period and returning on July 21st. (neat timing, eh?) If y’all go with some alternative date, I’ll do my best, but don’t change any dates just for me. My work schedules and locations are not predictable, so the best I can do is: “make it if I can”.

I would like to meet up with some fellow dopers if or when I get a chance to. I think I could sacrifice and adapt to **bobkitty’s** plan 😃 if work doesn’t interfere.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/45 "2002-05-01T02:42:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
> \*\*  
> Happy now, **Osip**?
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> -BK \*\*

Dunno do I get dibs on a bed in the Kitty Homestead?

Hey if you can find a non-canine organic bed warmer even better;)

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/46 "2002-05-01T02:47:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by John Carter of Mars \*  
> \*\*I’d really like to attend, **but** : I’ll be out of this area for an extended period and returning on July 21st. (neat timing, eh?) If y’all go with some alternative date, I’ll do my best, but don’t change any dates just for me. My work schedules and locations are not predictable, so the best I can do is: “make it if I can”.
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> I would like to meet up with some fellow dopers if or when I get a chance to. I think I could sacrifice and adapt to **bobkitty’s** plan 😃 if work doesn’t interfere. \*\*

So Um… John where in Alabama are you anyway?

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/47 "2002-05-01T03:42:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Osip \*  
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> So Um… John where in Alabama are you anyway? \*\*

In the forest northeast of Dadeville, Alabama. Near the banks of the Tallapoosa River. Way up a hollow that’s overlooked by Doss Mountain. Nearest neighbor is two miles away. Been here a long time, and love it!

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/48 "2002-05-01T03:53:42Z")

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Doing the shindig at **bobkitty’s** palace sounds all kinds of fun, but alas…I shan’t be able to attend if it’s an all weekend type thing. [sub][sup]Kids, husband, outta-town type shenanigans…that type of **stupid** stuff always interfering[/sub][/sup].

(sniff)

That’s ok, though. I just need to see pictures!

Really wish I could do a weekend long BamaDope. [whine] This ain’t fair!!! I wanna go play, too!!![/whine]

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/49 "2002-05-01T04:16:02Z")

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Alas, but I won’t be able to do Housewarming-Dope either (at least not at the dates suggested). I’ll still be at home those weekends and under my parents’ reign and there’s no way they’re going to let me do that.

But that’s cool…it’ll be a great photo op. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/50 "2002-05-01T04:32:58Z")

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Can an old fart come and just watch the oral sex? :eek:

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/51 "2002-05-01T15:41:57Z")

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There’s gonna be oral sex? Woo hooooo!!! This’ll be more exciting than I thought!!!

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**Author:** ![hobgnoblin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hobgnoblin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobgnoblin)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/52 "2002-05-01T16:03:38Z")

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> There’s gonna be oral sex? Woo hooooo!!! This’ll be more exciting than I thought!!!

Well, since it’s your house and all, it’s the least we all could do. 😉

So, in what town would we find the ‘big puddle of self pity’? I know I can’t do a whole weekend thing, but I’d still love to do the Friday night merriment, or maybe meet up with ya’ll in B’ham on Saturday.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/53 "2002-05-01T16:56:39Z")

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LOL, **Hob**. I’m in West GA now, but by that point will have moved to the Palacial Estate just over the line in East AL. Mr. Kitty is in line for a director’s position in Newnan, and the drive would take him approximately 30-45 minutes (of course, Mr. Kitty drives like a little old woman, so YMMV).

Let’s see… ::checking list:: … **Osip** ’s down for a bed and a hot water bottle. Right. 😉 Now, would that be the full or twin-size bed? The queen-size is currently reserved for **Geo**.

'K. Few more thoughts. Friday night… drinking and eating and movie watching and merriment til the wee hours. Saturday morning… breakfast. Then off to the B’ham Zoo, which I’ve been DYING to go to and think would be a fab place to meet up with the people who [sub]are too much of a stick-in-the-mud to want to hang out all weekend, especially at the Kitty House which is gonna be the coolest place ever[/sub] can’t make it Friday night. Tour the zoo, etc, then participate in Saturday night merriment. The Kitty House is about half an hour from B’ham, so driving back to the House, even in the wee hours, isn’t a big deal. Sunday morning, brunch and etc.

Where should we fit in the oral sex? 😉

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/54 "2002-05-01T18:31:45Z")

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Sorry, **bobkitty** I thought you knew about the oral sex. I wouldn’t have mentioned it otherwise, although it is probably better that it doesn’t come as a surprise. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/55 "2002-05-01T19:24:25Z")

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If we do Kitty-Housewarming Bamadope, I will be able to make it to the Saturday afternoon & evening festivities. Rock on.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/56 "2002-05-01T22:26:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \*  
> \*\*Doing the shindig at **bobkitty’s** palace sounds all kinds of fun, but alas…I shan’t be able to attend if it’s an all weekend type thing. [sub][sup]Kids, husband, outta-town type shenanigans…that type of **stupid** stuff always interfering[/sub][/sup].
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> (sniff)
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> That’s ok, though. I just need to see pictures!
> 
> Really wish I could do a weekend long BamaDope. [whine] This ain’t fair!!! I wanna go play, too!!![/whine] \*\*

**BobKitty** says she is 30 minutes away from B-ham. Can ya cut over for a few hours to visit? Cause ya know I will be glad to play with you 😉

Then maybe you can hook up with us again Saturday at the Zoo?

Would it help if I “kidnapped” you for a weekend? I can leave a note and everything for hubby and the kids to find?

Please silky I gotta see ya again Don’t **MAKE** me come down there for dinner one weekend just so I can spend time with you again. Your to much a hoot to miss out on all the fun!

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/57 "2002-05-02T17:25:10Z")

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Just a little bump…

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/58 "2002-05-02T19:53:33Z")

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Probable stick-in-the-mud checking in here. Unfortunately, both those weekends (July 19-21 and August 9-12) appear to be really bad for me right now. If they open up, I’m all over it, though.

Also, add to that my fervent wish to get a job out of state very soon, not so my rights as a BamaDoper can be rescinded, but so I can get my long-derailed life back on track.

Hope you guys have tons of fun, though, and I’ll try to make it if I possibly can…

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/59 "2002-05-02T20:36:59Z")

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Well, if Ogre’s not showing, I sincerely hope the waiter/waitress doesn’t miscalculate our tab…again.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bamadope-iv/106065/60 "2002-05-03T01:20:15Z")

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_twitch_

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