# 'Bambi Hassenpfeffer' - this is killing me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 15, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431 "2008-04-15T12:29:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/21 "2008-04-15T15:01:25Z")

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[QUOTE=TroubleAgain]  
Psst. He’s a him.  
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Damn. I think I knew that too. Well as I mentioned elsewhere I’m on day three of a cold turkey smoking quit, so forgive me.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/22 "2008-04-15T15:06:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]  
This borders on a personal attack because you don’t like their name. Somethings should stay private and left unsaid.  
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It doesn’t sound like a personal attack to me. If **Amber** had picked a better thread title, and maybe not called herself a bitch, it wouldn’t look like one at all.

Meanwhile I think the Doper in question has probably explained his handle in the past, since it leads some people to think he’s a woman. I’ll see if I can find it.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/23 "2008-04-15T15:13:18Z")

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[Here’s one comment about it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5533106&postcount=157)

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/24 "2008-04-15T15:16:38Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
I hope a German Doper will tell me the truth. When I was a kid, my mom (who also called me that) made a funny face and stammered that it meant “princess”. When I got older, she admitted it meant something akin to “the favorite concubine of the prince” (!) Some online searching reveals either “little boy” or “little penis” (!). I suspect there are several layers of Victorian slang muddying the waters here.  
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[http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20010122](http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20010122) (not clear)

[Do You Speak American . Track That Word! | PBS](http://www.pbs.org/speak/words/trackthatword/ttw/?i=1281) (gives several meanings)

[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,758155-1,00.html](http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,758155-1,00.html) (German slang for “silly fellow”).

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/25 "2008-04-15T15:17:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
[Here’s one comment about it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5533106&postcount=157)  
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See post #16 of this thread. “Bambi” was the customer’s name, and he just picked Hassenpfeffer 'cause he liked it.

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**Author:** ![joemama24\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce7236/32.png) [@joemama24\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joemama24_98)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/26 "2008-04-15T15:34:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Oddly enough I’ve given this thought prior to this thread, and this was always my assumption. I assume someone’s been kind enough to PM \*\*Bambi \*\* this morning to let her know about this thread, yes?  
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Bambi is a guy.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/27 "2008-04-15T15:39:32Z")

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[QUOTE=joemama24\_98]  
Bambi is a guy.  
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Post 21.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/28 "2008-04-15T15:46:20Z")

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Can we get a thread to pick on other users’ handles? I personally think that the user name of the author of the following post is quite ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/29 "2008-04-15T15:55:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Kuboydal]  
Can we get a thread to pick on other users’ handles? I personally think that the user name of the author of the following post is quite ridiculous.  
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Moi?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/30 "2008-04-15T15:56:32Z")

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Crap! Too late again.

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**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/31 "2008-04-15T16:07:04Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
If I didn’t know this was hasenpfeffer, I’d swear it was carrots.  
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How else do you lure the bunny into the stewpot, hmmmmm?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/32 "2008-04-15T16:24:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Moi?!?!?!  
[/QUOTE]  
Dude, you gotta admit…

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/33 "2008-04-15T16:31:20Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
Dude, you gotta admit…  
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Well it’s not the pinnacle of crafty board names or anything but I’ve kind of grown attached to it after all these years. 😉

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/34 "2008-04-15T16:38:46Z")

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Cluricaun old buddy, you do know I was kidding, right? Good.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/35 "2008-04-15T16:40:36Z")

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I have no problems with Cluricaun’s name, it’s the drinking all my beer and whiskey that I have issues with.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/36 "2008-04-15T16:43:45Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
Cluricaun old buddy, you do know I was kidding, right? Good.  
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Yup, hence the winky smiley. \*\*Wile E \*\* on the other hand, that’s just tough titty homeboy.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/37 "2008-04-15T16:44:11Z")

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What is a Cluricaun, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/38 "2008-04-15T16:49:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
What is a Cluricaun, anyway?  
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Why I’m one of [these](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clurichaun) with an anglicized spelling.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/39 "2008-04-15T16:56:16Z")

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[QUOTE=postcards]  
[One two three four five six seven eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! **Hasenpfeffer** Incorparated!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverne_&_Shirley)

I’m ashamed to know this.  
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I don’t EVEN have to click on that link to know it’s about Laverne and Shirley. 😃

In fact, I’ve always thought of Laverne and Shirley when I saw her user name. Or at least I did half the time. The other half, I focused on the Bambi aspect and wondered if she might could possibly be THIS Bambi on holiday in Thailand [here](http://www.pbase.com/theo/bambitown&page=all). May not be completely safe for work, hehehe. 😃

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bambi-hassenpfeffer-this-is-killing-me/445431/40 "2008-04-15T16:57:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Why I’m one of [these](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clurichaun) with an anglicized spelling.  
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\*\*Cluri \*\*- gotta be careful with what you link to - that Wiki entry includes the following:

> [@](#):
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> Clurichauns enjoy riding sheep and dogs at night.

Remember what happened to fellow Doper \*\*Hal Briston \*\*when it came to being accused of “riding” sheep… 😃

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